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The Lawnmower Man & Senior Blonde (true stories) ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/3/2003 3:46:00 PM)
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A man was cited for driving his lawn mower while under the influence of alcohol after he crashed into a parked vehicle. Ronald Biggs, 38, took his brand new 14 HP Cub Cadet lawn mower on a joy ride along the highway. With wheel in one hand and a 40 oz beer bottle in the other, Biggs' ride ended when he crashed into a parked 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse.



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Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them.

Boy, oh boy, did we go round and round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this ol' lady. Even though I am a senior citizen and used to be a blonde, doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year, "That in one year they would pay for themselves".

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