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Prison Vs Work.....PrivateLady

  Author:  32070  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/1/2003 10:27:00 PM)
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IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...they are called managers.

*Is thinking about going to Prison* hehe

PrivateLady

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Date: 3/1/2003 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 43185    Never thought of it like that.... but it seems you are right ! lol  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LOL!  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thanks guys. MG, help me stay awake tonight!!! Wheres that darn toodles when you need her??? ....  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Toodles is out there some where! * cries *  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 20104    I think I am going to go and rob a convient store. LOL  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    LOL!  
Date: 3/1/2003 10:57:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LMAO @ Jamie!!! HI PENNY!!!...  
Date: 3/2/2003 6:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    hey that doesnt sound half bad!lol  
Date: 3/2/2003 9:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    I agree sk8r...  
Date: 3/2/2003 11:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 16671    I sent this one to my brother, LOL  
Date: 3/2/2003 2:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    LOL FB.....  
Date: 3/2/2003 2:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 33925    LMAO!! This is sooooo true!!  
Date: 3/2/2003 7:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    yes it is LL. Nice to see you!!!...  
Date: 3/30/2003 11:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL!!!!  
Date: 3/30/2003 11:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 3125    And still they complain in prison!! Well Duh!  
Date: 4/7/2003 10:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    Thanks guys...lol @ rusure...  
Date: 4/7/2003 10:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 32070    thank you Author only for replying. Although I don't know why you did it in AO mode..lol..At first I thought you made admin or something. :P Hope you are well my friend...  

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