1)"Son, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?"..."Officer your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
2) A man drives along a road and comes upon a stop sign. Seeing no one, he drives through. A cop pulls him over..
"Son, you do know you just blew a stop sign, right?"
"Yessir. I didn't see anyone coming so i just went."
"Do you know the difference between stop and slow down?" The man stays quiet. The officer pulls out a nightstick and starts hitting the man over the head. "Do you want me to stop or slow down?" You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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