So whats your handicap?

If you have read my profile you would know that I play Slow Pitch Softball. Probable one of the greatest inventions that man has come up with. But just like anything it really is a young man's game. Us old geezers have no business hanging on to what once was. Who really cares about the diving catches, the 10-rated slides, and the blistering lines drives we once hit. Now its more like watch the ball go by ya, fall on second instead of slide into it. And those blistering line drives, well lets just say when you can read the logo on the ball while its going in the air it aint blistering no more.

So whats a man to do..........HE TAKES UP GOLF......

Let me tell ya. This sport just drives one crazy. You hit one good shot and you think your PGA material and then the next 120 shots are pathetic. Finally towards the end of your round the Golf Gods allow you to hit a hundred yard pitch two feet to the hole just to entice ya back the following week. You know what would be a great invention. A golf ball that would beep when you lost it. Of course the way I slice into places where no man has been I doubt if it would help very much.

So whats your golf handicap. Mine is like a forty. But of course I dont cheat like my brother.

EL TORO

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