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Unemployment

  Author:  48769  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(1/29/2003 9:48:00 PM)
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An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his three teenage kids have all dropped out of high school to hang around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, “You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day.” Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, “You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day.”

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers’ market and sees a stand selling 25lb crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family. During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.

At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage.

The tomato company’s payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically. When the man replies that he doesn’t have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, “What, you don’t have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you’d had all of that five years ago!” “Ha!” snorts the man. “If I’d had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour.”

Which brings us to the moral: ...........................

Since you got this story by e-mail, you’re probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.

Sadly, I received it also,

OrionSky

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Date: 1/29/2003 9:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    LOL!! Cute!  
Date: 1/29/2003 9:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Awesome story that could be true, but since I read it on the internet, well, the rest will be history. Good post.  
Date: 1/29/2003 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    oh I thought it was good til I read those last lines LOL  
Date: 1/29/2003 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    here i was thinking this was some big inspirational story and here i find that all i have to look forward to is sweeping floors!! lol, thanx for sharing   
Date: 1/29/2003 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    *hands SA a broom* I need a break...ya mind taking over? LOL  
Date: 1/29/2003 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lol! looks for tomatoes to sell!  
Date: 1/29/2003 11:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 54155    LOL whats wrong wiff bein a Janitor? MY dad is a great one...although he has many options,...lol he gets paid over 17 dollars an hour lol never the less I love the moral of the story. Great post.  
Date: 1/30/2003  From Authorid: 53052    and i'm surprised the man who he bought them off of didn't sue for selling a product that was not his.... but i guess that would mess up the whole moral of the story  
Date: 1/30/2003 12:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 56369    lol... *holds hands up, trying to cover the computer*... Me?? an email address??? NO WAY!  
Date: 1/30/2003 1:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 26203    Amazing story omg thankyou so much for sharing it really really made my day...I love stuff like this...It gives everybody some kind of hope...Ok going to check my emails..lol  
Date: 1/30/2003 2:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 36766    well I know what I'm doing this summer...I'm going to start a garden FULL of tomatoes  
Date: 1/30/2003 5:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 46486    LOL!! Moonie, I was thinking the same thing.. LMAO great story with a good moral to it, thanks for sharing  
Date: 1/30/2003 8:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 48769    Thank all of you for reading and your comments. I am glad that it has inspired and given some humor to your day.
OrionSky
  
Date: 10/25/2003 4:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 53961    I came across this story by the Random Story button. What a neat inspirational story! Thanks for sharing! Hugs,  

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