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The Kiss and the Slap ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/29/2003 3:51:00 PM)
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other because they are giving each other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The general manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general manager all at the same time!"

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Date: 1/29/2003 3:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 38278    LOL!  
Date: 1/29/2003 4:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 61966    LoL! Thanks for sharing a laugh!! -BreathingBody  
Date: 1/29/2003 4:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LMAO! that is great   
Date: 1/29/2003 4:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 11054    lol that's hilarious  
Date: 1/29/2003 5:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    LOL  
Date: 1/29/2003 7:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    heh heh you go boy that was a great one lol  
Date: 1/29/2003 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL that was amazing metal princess  

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