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Twisted Valentine Rhymes ~~Angeleyez~~

  Author:  45948  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/28/2003 5:58:00 PM)
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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:



I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Man, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life



I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming



My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way



My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"



What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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Date: 1/28/2003 6:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    poems seven ,eight,ten,and eleen always make me laugh!Thanks for the laughs!FE  
Date: 1/28/2003 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 25756    Haha! Those are great! I love them!! *bookmark* ;o) Thanks for the laughs!  
Date: 1/28/2003 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 6915    LoL  
Date: 1/29/2003 11:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 61782    LOL  
Date: 1/29/2003 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 28946    Each one of these was funnier than the last. Thanks for the chuckles. ROTFLMBO!  
Date: 1/29/2003 5:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 48939    Without you I have no peace; News for me, you're deceased.  
Date: 1/29/2003 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 48939    When you're gone I'm bored and lonely, dejected, and depressed, Only here's the news my darling dear; I feel the same when you are here.  
Date: 1/30/2003 12:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 60080    U HAVE TO MAKE MORE!!!!!! lol these r so funny  

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