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Who was the first....

  Author:  34761  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/14/2003 6:18:00 PM)
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"/

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came out of a hen's butt was edible?/

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?/

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?/

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?/

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?/

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?/

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?/

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?/

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? After all they are both dogs!/

What do you call male ballerinas?/

Why ARE trix only for kids?/

If Wile E. Coyote had enought money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?/

Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?/

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?/

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?/

If a man is talking in the forest, and no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong?/

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?/

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?/

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?/

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?/

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs' face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window./

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch to make sure?/

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Date: 1/14/2003 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 60018    LMAO! These were great!  
Date: 1/14/2003 7:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 49436    OMG!!! THESE WERE REALLY FUNNY!!!! UR A FUNNY PERSON!! GREAT GREAT GREAT POST!!
Date: 1/14/2003 7:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    oh boy those are some to ponder  
Date: 1/14/2003 8:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 43274    why do the call it a TV set when you only get one? Why do we drive in a parkway yet park in a driveway? why is there a pair or panties but just one bra? questions that will plague mankind for eternity. lol. great post.  

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