Lexigrams

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two- tired./ 2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway!/ 3.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana./ 4.She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, bur broke it off./ 5.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion./ 6.If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. / 7.Wither her marriage she got a new name and a dress./ 8.When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. / 9.The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. / 10. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart./ 11. He often broke into song because he couldn't find they key. / 12.A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint your and 'taint mine. / 13.A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat./ 14.He had a photographic memory which was never developed. / 15.Those whoh get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end./ 16.When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. / 17.Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. / 18.When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. / 19.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. / 20.Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat./

LOL kinda corny and some you have to read twice but I got a litte laugh.

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