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Jesus VS Santa

  Author:  34761  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/2/2003 1:23:00 PM)
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Why is Jesus better than Santa???

Santa lives at the North Pole.... JESUS is everywhere! Santa rides in a sleigh.... JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water! Santa comes but once a year... JESUS is an ever present help... Santa fills your stockings with goodies... JESUS supplies all your needs! Santa comes down your chimney uninvited... JESUS stans at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited! You have to wait in line to see Santa... JESUS is as close as the mention of His name! Santa lets you sit on his lap... JESUS lets you rest in His arms! Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl what's your name?" JESUS knew our name before we did! Not only does he know our name, He knows our adress too. He knows our history, and future and He even knows how many hairs we have on our heads! Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly.... JESUS has a heart full of love! All Santa can offer is HO HO HO... JESUS offers health, help, and hope! Santa says "You better not cry"... JESUS says "Cas all your cares on me for I care for you!" Santa's little helpers make toys... JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes, and build mansions! Santa may make you chuckle but... JESUS gives you joy that is your strength! While Santa puts gifts under your tree... JESUS became our gift and died on a tree! Its obvious there is really no comparison! We need to put the Christ back in CHRISTmas. Jesus is still the reason for the season. Yes, Jesus is better, he is eve better than Santa Claus!

I know its past Christmas and I know its not much of a joke but its cute and makes ya think!

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Date: 1/2/2003 2:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 43706    Jesus may b better (and if he aint better on his bday then when is he!) but Santa is his saint (Saint NIcolas) so aren't they on the same side ?
Great point though
lol
Midnight Magic xxx
  
Date: 1/2/2003 3:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 23948    You know what, you are so right!  
Date: 1/2/2003 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 52363    i most definetly know Jesus is better than santa.
~sugar&spice~
  

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