Twisted's Worst Case Scenarios

1 ~Babysitting~

A. When a child cries for parents

First slap them in the back of their heads Then repeat "I am your mama now!!" in a firm voice : repeat until the child shuts up:

B. When the child cries for extra cookies

First slap them in the back of their heads HARD Then repeat "I SAID NO COOKIES YOU, (make up an insulting name)" : repeat until child shuts up: 2. ~Getting Money From Parents~

A For Small amount (Between $30 and $1,000.50)

First ask, politely. If the answer is no than say loudly "I cant believe your cheating on Mom" so that neighbors can hear

B. For large amount ($1,000 and up)

First get a JOB YOU LAZY BUM!!!! Then kill your boss and take over his or her's business

3. ~Aviod Being Eaten By A Crocidle~

A. In Zoos When the sign says DO NOT FEED THE CROCODILE That means in not professional terms to not feed the crocodile

B. In the Everglades

Don't go swimming in places when you can't see the bottom

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