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The Concerned Blonde

  Author:  17417  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/1/2003 3:46:00 PM)
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.".The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car,runs up and knocks on the door.Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car,runs up and knocks on the truck door.The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi,my name is Kevin, it's winter in Indiana and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!

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I just got this in a Email from "Thinker" and I thought it was so funny that I had to Post it :D

Hope you enjoy it and get a Chuckle!!!

Much Love In Spirit,Heart And Soul, Linda B

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Date: 1/1/2003 3:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 30097    LOL! That's hilarious!!  
Date: 1/1/2003 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LOL! Never heard that one before! *hugs* Forever Xenia,  
Date: 1/1/2003 4:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 22433    hey..i take offence to that lol my name IS heather and i AM a blonde (artificial lol) :P j/k..i actually thought that was hilarious lol  
Date: 1/1/2003 5:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Lol! that was cute.  
Date: 1/2/2003 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    yep Sis, its a good one...love and hugs Zema xoxo  
Date: 4/26/2003 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 28946    OMG! LOL! I live in Indiana and that was a funny joke. ROTFL!  

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