KIDS 4 SALE OR RENT!!!
Apply now and we can set you up with a special payment plan. No payments till March 2003!!! And the financing and terms of the contract are so easy. In a few minutes you could be on the way to owning a heathernistic, curtain climbing, mudtracking, whining Rugrat.
Its so simple... Just fill out the questionaire and submit it. Just make sure you have your proper name and address on it. In just seconds the Rugrat can be put on overnite at no cost to you. And we pay you, the customer, an average of $3.00 per month for this exclusive privilege.
My friend dont let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by. Be the first on the block to own one of these. No salesrep's will call and you will not be put on any mailing list's.
The terms are so simple. You take them off my hands.... I will be happy. In a few years they can be trained to mow grass, take out garbage, trim hedges, wash dishes... the possiblities are staggering!!!
Apply Now as the quantity is limited. Sizes may vary. Get a slave laborer errr Rugrat now. The first four approved applications will get as a special promotional offer an extra Rugrat!!! Free of charge.
Each one is also shipped with some Beenie Weenies and saltines and a jug of fresh water. So they arrive fresh and ready to do your bidding.
Sorry no refunds or returns. Taxes, titles and eartags apply in certain states... Some states require you put these on a leash and that they have rabies shots. Offer not available in Washinton, Virginia, California or where local laws prohibit. Seller not held liable for any acts of arson, destruction or anything of any nature that is incurred by the Rugrats that you can own or do own.
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