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I need to blow my nose, but I'm too lazy to get up. What is a girl to do? (Bethann)

  Author:  42568  Category:(USM Events) Created:(12/26/2002 10:10:00 PM)
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I am serious. I won't find any kleenex in the house. Toilet paper is for peasants. What am I supposed to do? A person recommended using my sleeve, but I can't see myself lowering to that kind of level. A sock is good, but any socks near me are a couple feet away from the computer. I'm in a jam. HELP ME OUT!!!!

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Date: 12/26/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 4231    Umm..get up....?  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!! ummmmmmmmm well ummmmmmmmmmmm get a towel!! lmbo!!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:12:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    That's not really an option.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Towels are all the way by the bathroom.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    Glad we could all be informed about this dilemia   
Date: 12/26/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 53055    Ummm....Use toilet paper, it's the stuff of kings. lmao  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    You know you're lovin' it Toodles.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    awwwwwwwwwwwwww just use your shirt!! go ahead!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 10534    toilet paper will solve the problem, just go ahead and use that....lol  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    if your in jam, a runny nose isn't the real issue!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 31255    Yep, this is what makes me keep coming back to USM for LOL  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    I'm wearing my grateful dead t-shirt. My snots are not worthy.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Maybe you guys are not getting it. Toilet paper is a lot farther away than my socks.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Kari - it feels so good to be open and honest. Give it a try.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 5252    hehe, use your hand this guy in my class, he use's his shirt as a kleenex, every day, then he sits there and will look at it for about five minutes....ick!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    BethAnn is there a vacum near by??  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:25:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    OMG Moon Girl!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    hehehehehhee!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    use a dish rag  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Well, you could just wait until it drips down to your mouth and then lick it up......Snot is very high in fiber   
Date: 12/26/2002 10:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    oh god lol a vacumn? yeah suck that snot right out  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Then what would I use for the dishes? Scary thought.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    No Amers, I don't think I'll allow myself to get tricked again. There is an end to my gullibility.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    just rinse the rag off before u do the dishes, nobody would even know u did it  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    I'll shove some Kleenex through the computer for you, If I have anymore left! I woke up with a stuffy nose and now it won't stop running! GRRRRRRR at having a cold.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo!! OMG!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! falls of chair laughing!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Baby Cakiez, I'm so glad I don't live in the same house hold as you ...  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    I really like that vaccuum idea, Moon Girl. I've even got a little hand held one nearby.  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    If you have a clothes pin or antyhing like that around you can pin your nose closed and then bugers won't come out. Or you can use paper!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmbo! be careful BethAnn!!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42568    Ghost Lover, where would it go if not out my nose? Hmm...  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    nobody said I blow my nose on a dish rag...all it was, was a suggestion...heh  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 14464    It would drip down your throat. that sounds grosse though!  
Date: 12/26/2002 10:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    Welp good night BethAnn! I hope your problem is solved soon!  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    lol gotta love those responses from Frank  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    If you have any pets, you can use them. There's nothing quite like blowing your nose on a poodle.  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    By the way, what do you mean 'toilet paper is for peasants'? What do you use, sheets of mink fur? LOL!  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    I just had a really cool idea! Let's have a big, snot party! Yeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    I blew my nose on my aunt Edna once and she never gave me another birthday gift after that for some reason. People can be strange that way.  
Date: 12/26/2002 11:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    lmao @ Frank  
Date: 12/27/2002 12:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 54155    EEEEEEW *runs away with soggy toliet paper* diss me and my peasent toliet paper...SO WHAT IF ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HMMMPH!!!  
Date: 12/27/2002 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 54155    Lol just kiddin! Is it so hard to get up and get the box of Kleenex? We just got 6 pkgs of Scotties Kleenex.... extra soft too...bet u'd love that..... lol if u were here, I'd give ya some...lol,...good luck with ur nose blowin' and PLEASE do not resort to your sleeve or your sock lol.  
Date: 12/27/2002 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    Just lick it off. That's what I do sometimes. You could also use writing paper.  
Date: 12/27/2002 10:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 32070    *Shakes her head* and walks away. Gonna pretend I don't even know you on this one!!!! :P  
Date: 12/28/2002 9:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 54444    Sure to god you can reach paper from your printer from where you are. After it dries you can still use the paper as "textured paper" or even submit it as art work.  
Date: 12/29/2002 2:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!!@Bethann!!! Zema  
Date: 1/2/2003 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    Get harley to lick it off..ya know puppies will lick or eat just about anything.  
Date: 1/31/2003 10:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 13729    How about your mouse pad?.....lol.....  

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