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Date: 12/26/2002 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 42522
yummy!!!   |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 45948
hmmmmm, never heard of putting sugar in it.  |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Sugar? Gross! I won't put pasta in your devil's food cake so keep the sugar out of my macaroni and cheese. Other than that, it sounds wonderful.  |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL look on the ingrediants lists of the premixed stuff all have fructose or sucrose listed that's sugar  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I know and I can't understand why those companies feel like they have to put it in everything. I can't buy prepared ham, chicken or tuna salad because of it. You should see me at the store reading the ingredients on everything. There are many things that I would eat but not at that price. If there's sugar, corn syrup or anything similar in most things, I stick them right back on the shelf. Call me weird. On second thought, call me Frank. Now, I have to go and tend to my exploding turkey. LOL! (Thanks for that story. It was pretty funny.) |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL anytime Frank |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
I guess that all the fillers and stuff plus the taste is why I cook from scratch I hate canned and boxed things Only use canned soups for cooking |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Speaking of cans, I remember once when grandpa had a terrible stomach virus. He stayed in the can the whole weekend. When he finally came out, he had lost about two hundred pounds and I had gained at least a hundred. I was about to burst even though I hadn't had that much to drink. Alka Seltzer isn't the only thing that brings relief. There's nothing like a good old-fashioned pee storm. Yeeeee Hawwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I just realized that if we left the macaroni and cheese out of this dish, it wouldn't be much more than a with a little bit of hot salt and pepper in it. I'm so hungry, even that sounds good right now. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
a pot with a... |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
8 comments on a mac & cheese recipe post...I knnew it must be Frank, LMBO!!! I hate boxes and cans too, but will admit I use them at least twice a week.  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
There are beans called pintos and horses called pintos. I wonder if they're related somehow. There are horses called mustangs and cars called Mustangs. The cars are one horsepower. I had one and, one day I went out only to find that it wouldn't start. I had left it parked for a while. When I looked under the hood, I found a skeleton. Well, it isn't my fault that they stopped selling oats at the gas station. |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
awww, don't worry Frank, you'll be fine dining as soon as your books gets out on the market...til then there may be some frozen snails out side that you could make homemade escargot with  :P |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
My son used to feel left out becuase all his friends families made the boxed mac and cheese LOL |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Space Case, Mrs. Strider and I had the dreaded snail conversation last night. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
LOL @ Mrs. Strider! You could have saved yourself a lot of time and trouble and made the boy happy with a little, blue box from Kraft. LMAO! I know. Kids are strange creatures. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
that we did Frank LOL I wonder if slugs would work as well.... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL That they are and my n one had chetoos and beef for Christmas dinner no potatoes no gravyno corn cassereol just meat and cheetos LOL |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
well, I am sorry I missed it, but I'm sure the read will be enlightening, if not just entertaining |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
or you could eat roadkill like Viggo ... LOL that just sounds so gross running over a critter and then cooking and eating it |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Snails? Slugs? They're all the same to me. I dare you to tell the difference if I take it out of it's shell. Either way, it has the consistancy of a combination of phlegm and rubber. LMAO! Imagine some old granny coming here for a recipe and walking into this. ROTFLMAO! :O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Even if there aren't that many replies, this post will be looked at a zillion times so keep watching the counter. This is too funny. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Well, it's an efficent way of killing something. If you're already out and driving on your way home, it's not too hard to nail a possum or two. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I've decided that I'm never eating anything again except for Lunchables and those TV dinners that are made for little kids. From now on, if there isn't a cartoon character on the box, I'm not going near it. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
nothin' beats road kill stew...don't you have the recipe? The only thing it suggests is that you should avoid skunks...imagine the breath!! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
saves you time and money, right Frank |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
Yuck for some reason just the thought is so gross I would be like the Gieco commercial thing gross to actually skin clean cook and eat the poor thing |
Date: 12/26/2002 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
roadkill is a bad thing?  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there was nothing wrong with your husband at all. The bad news is that we've already embalmed him. Would you care for a refreshing beverage? May I offer you a tissue? Is it okay if I have one? Good! Let me see your purse. OH! Tic Tacs! Whoa, Momma! :O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
That's right, SC. It's quick and easy and you can make it cheesy. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 6:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Apryl, according to Martha Stewart, it's a good thing. Then again, according to Martha, I should make my toilet paper tubes into Christmas wreathes. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
Martha is evil I tell you she is a menace to society |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I took the Hippocratic oath. If I have anything to say about it, this post won't die. This is the post that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
You're right, Mrs. Strider. Martha is the anti-Christ. Well, they always said that he would be crafty. I just never imagined that it would involve glue guns and lace. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL Lambchop would go well with Mac and Cheese just make sure it's not Charlie Horse Meat |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
This is hilarious! A post about macaroni and cheese has thirty-five replies! LOL! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I think Charlie Horse would be good with horseradish sauce on an onion roll. You can call me strange. Just don't call me at three o'clock in the morning. :O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. Well, that was his name before we knocked our neighbor over the head and made bologna out of him. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
If we mated Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, we could have wild pancakes in a minute. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I just noticed that this recipe has butter in it. Did you know that the better the butter, the better the batter? Batter UP! Ten four, good buddy. Ya got yer ears on? Copy that, come back. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
We're watching a show right now about a couple who had sextuplets. They line them up every morning and attach name tags to them with staple guns. "That's your name today," they say. Then they kick them across the room. At night, their older sister drags them upstairs to bed by one leg one a time. They make a lot of noise until their heads hit that top stair. It doesn't have carpet on it. There's no need for bedtime stories in that house. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
wow. Toilet paper tubes to make a wreath...that's not a bad idea...are you sure it was Martha's idea |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
guess they won't be buying your book then, LMBO!! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
SC, do you have a glue gun? |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
yup. I just bought one last week It's a really messy tool though, and I can't figure out how to get it off of my hand... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Glue guns are dangerous. I've been glued to this chair for months now. Those glue guns should be illegal. Well, at the least they could do is to make them against the law or something. I guess being under arrest is better than being under a fat man with diarrhea. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL I have a glue gun but I am the anti Martha |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
glue guns are great for repairing bat wings |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
This is the forty-third comment to a macaroni and cheese post. LMAO! What the....? :O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
oh you didn't just say that Frank!! Yeah, Martha bites the big one and then she downs a bottle of sherry and calls it a good thing! |
Date: 12/26/2002 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
yep I made this without the sugar and its delicious, thanks for sharing it with us...hugs Zema  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
Ok, what's Zema talkin' about...oh yeah, Maccaroni...I thought she was making glued road kill wreaths :O |
Date: 12/26/2002 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Every time I keep coming back to the All-Post/Stories page, this room keeps jumping in numbers!! Are you guys having a macaroni party in here?lol... ~Ms.  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
yuck sherry give me Amaretto or Coreviouser |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL a macaroni party |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I might post a recipe of my own tonight. This is so funny. Mrs. Strider's going to come back and see what we've been up to and wish that she'd stuck around so that I could have given her some cooking tips. I wrote a post about that once. Maybe I'll look it up and send it to her. It's obvious that she hasn't spent too much time in the kitchen. I just feel sorry for her because she's picking snails out of the yard instead of going to the grocery store and getting something to eat. (Don't tell anybody but she told me that she just makes all of this stuff and while she lives on Spaghetti O's and that spray cheese in a can. You didn't hear that from me.) |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
I didn't say she had good taste, did I? Look at her hair :P |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
LOL Then again Momma always says I have champagne tastes on a beer budget |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Get over it folks. Wake up and smell the coffee. Martha's a man! |
Date: 12/26/2002 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
You need a couple of more cheeses for it to be good! I really should live in Wisconsin.  |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Yes, Ms. HL. This is a big, drunken macaroni party. Toss back a few stiff ones and throw caution to the wind. After that, you can have some drinks too. It's pasta time! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
somebody told me she had the Joy of Cooking Volumes 1-100 right beside her pc spray cheese and spaghetti-O's sounds more your speed Frank...and have you hit the bottle recently? Mrs. Strider's keeping stride, LOL Hollow, stick around and give a hollar! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 50864
spray cheese can be fun think spray whipped cream evil grin |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
champagne on a beer budget, LMBO!!! for some reason that comment reminds me of how I fell for my hubby...I was lookin' for a champagne dreamer, but winded up the next day with a beer guzzlin' screamer :O:O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Those volumes are buy her side at all times but she loves her Chef Boy-Ar-Dee. Spray cheese makes her feel like she's eating astronaut food. She told me this once while I had her under hypnosis. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
this is some cheesey macaroni madness, LMBO! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
LMBO!! *note to self* Never willingly participate in Frankenstein's experiments!! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
If we wanted to, I mean really wanted to, we could make this the longest post ever. Years from now, people would look and wonder how a macaroni and cheese recipe got five thousand replies. LOL! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
LOL...:-P *you guys are funny* Martha S. Pfffttttttt ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
How do you make Cheesy Puffs? I was always curious on that...~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Let's talk about wheat. It takes a talented grain to be an actor. Remember Buckwheat in The Little Rascals (Our Gang)? That always amazed. It was the tragic the way he died. He fell into a combine. That's how we got Cream of Wheat. Breakfast was never the same after that. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
in a big pot, mix some styro-foam and grated cheese. After it completely melts, drop in balls on a cookie sheet and let cool |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
I had a little black cat with copper eyes and we named him Buckwheat. Unfortunately the man upstairs from us thought we were being racist everytime we tried to call our cat back in from being outside, LOL |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
What was this post about originally? Wasn't it about sugar or something? Oh! I know. I think it was about how to make home made Kool-Aid or something like that. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Oh!!:O LOL S¤C! ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
oh yeah, you gotta fut the big pot on the stove, of course and the cheese puffs recipe calls for medium heat so that the styro-foam doesn't burn to the bottom of the pot before the mixture softens... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 7:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
*put* the big pot on the stove... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Our neighbor thought the same thing when we called our dog but I can't tell you what his name was here. Here n....... ROTFLMAO! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
(besides a glue gun) I've got time on my hands to really warp out on this post, some I'm stickin' around...besides...I'm trapped in a mess of styro-foam and spray cheese |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
oh no you didn't~bad Frank, bad, bad...ROTFLMBO!!! Now someone help my big pregnant butt get back up off the floor!!! |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I've got a great macaroni and cheese recipe if you're interested, SC. Here it is: 16 oz elbow macaroni 1 stick butter or margarine salt pepper 8 oz grated mild cheddar cheese 8 oz grated sharp cheddar cheese 8 oz grated Velveeta brand cheese 1 can evaporated milk dash of sugar paprika Boil macaroni and drain. Add butter or margarine. Add sugar, salt and pepper to taste. Add cheese to macaroni. Add milk Sprinkle paprika on top of macaroni and cheese. Eat. Go to bathroom. Live long and prosper. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Well, what can I say, SC? He was a black lab. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
*Holds a hand out for S¤C.* ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Quick witted and razor sharp you two are!...lol ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
Ms. HL, do you know how to make bologna taste just like shrimp? Well, if you find out, please let me know. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
LMBO!! plagerizer!!!!!! LMBO!! Thanks for helping me back up Hollow...for that I will recommend that you avoid my cheese puff recipe...let Frank have it, maybe he will publish it :P |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Why don't you two spread some of that kindlin' my way...LOL...:-P ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I'll let you in on a secret. If you have a twenty-cent pack of Ramen noodles and you can pry a can of that aerosol cheese out of Mrs. Strider's hand, you can make this recipe for really, really cheap. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
LMBO!!! Ok, between Ms. Hollow's comment and the ones on Kronk's latest poem, you might get the right, er wait I mean wrong idea about me :P :O:O |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
but alas, I have to run to the store for some raman noodles and a cheese whizzer, I hope you folks will still be around when I get back! Much love and glueyness... |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
A man walked into a bar and said, "OUCH!" What's the deal with this new tuna in a pouch? Now, THAT'S astronaut food. I wonder how long it will be before they start selling salad in an envelope. Maybe they'll have Snak Pak on Post-It notes. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
*Raises hand!* I know, I know! "Ya put the packet of shrimp seasoning from the Ramen noodles on two pieces of bologna in a lil' bit of water ..mix together...cover tightly & let it sit in the fridge for the night ...oh! & a few drops of 'real; shrimp juice wouldn't hurt either..." :-P ~Ms. |
Date: 12/26/2002 8:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Lol S¤C & ¤Frankenstein¤! ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 47699
I've done what I set out to do. Mission: Accomplished. I'm off to graze in other pastures now. This post has to hold the alltime record for macaroni and cheese recipes. I'm not saying that I'm gone for good because I can't promise that. For now, however, Elvis has left the building. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 42568
Where's all this energy coming from, Stacie??? Oh yeah....now I remember |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
But, wait! What about my bologna recipe?? *sniff* ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
Awww....fooey!..:P ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 8:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
I think your recipe is ingenius, HollowLuna |
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Date: 12/26/2002 11:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 57452
LOL....Thankies S¤C!... ~Ms. |
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Date: 12/26/2002 11:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
hehe, I just had to come in here and make the 100th comment, coongrats Mrs. Strider, your recipe was a success. Macaroni and cheese for everyone, yey!!! |
Date: 12/27/2002 12:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 3321
That sounds sooo good right now...  |
Date: 12/27/2002 4:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 51724
lmao i just had to see all of the comments for macaroni and cheese...must be pretty good stuff! lol  |
Date: 12/27/2002 9:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 54570
I even got sucked into this one a day late and a box of macaroni short. Frankie can liven things up cant he Ms. Strider. By the way thanks for the post's. Who would have thought over 100 replies lol.  |
Date: 12/29/2002 4:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 42259
Wow I'm getting hungry!  |
Date: 6/17/2005 10:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 16376
sounds good!  |
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