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What can you do with a Britney Spears c.d.?

  Author:  51070  Category:(Discussion) Created:(12/18/2002 6:49:00 PM)
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I hate Britney Spears and when someone bought that for me one day, I was so ticked, I could have torn out my hair, even when I made it perfectly clear how much I despised her. But anyway, those c.d.s can come handy, if you know what I mean. What can you do with a c.d.? you ask.

* Fry it in the microwave

* Use it as a frisbee for a dog of toy breed

* drink coaster

* Art project (mosaic). Actually, I used it for a junk sculpture as a base. I put down a crappy old Nstink c.d., too. I glued mini-nooses to it and hanged a teddy bear and a little, rubber guy who was all bony, bloody, and tortured-looking from them. Then I glued barbie heads on the base, along with a barbie scale. I superglued a headless Stacie doll (on that was a skull with black hair). I guess it represented the media and what it can do to people. It was really creepy. So creepy that the art teacher couldn't put it on display, despite how much he liked it.

* skeet shooting

Those are only a few things you can do with a Britney cd. What would you all do with one. Remember, this is for humor. If you love Britney, don't take this seriously. LOL.

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Date: 12/18/2002 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    I wouldnt subject my dog to a Britney Spears cd, might leave a bad taste in his mouth, dont wanna kill the poor thing...I'd fling it across the room and make it hit a wall and bust into a bazillion lil bitty pieces  
Date: 12/18/2002 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 54968    Or you COULD listen to it. LOL  
Date: 12/18/2002 7:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 51070    Oh, Sportiangel, I'm not about ready to go deaf. If I wanted to deafen myself, I'd stick a Q-tip way down my ear. That's just asking too much. LOL!  
Date: 12/18/2002 7:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 51070    Or I could have someone forge Britney's signature onto it and sell it on ebay for $1000. LOL! I'm just joking!  
Date: 12/18/2002 8:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 54668    i'd either keep it,or bring it back and trade it in for another c.d....i mean,your friend spend about 15 $ on it so,i'd appreciate the fact that person thought of you. mosiac does sound cool though :P  
Date: 12/18/2002 8:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 55499    i can also use it as a ninja spinner you know the thing that you throw to maime an enemy... i hate britany spears. a few years back i had a heated argument with a mean enemy who was comparing herself to britany spears and she was so jelous of her... stupid people do stupid things...

Merry Christmas...
  
Date: 12/18/2002 8:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 17014    


Use it for ny kind of target practice-- seek and destroy....LMAO

  
Date: 12/18/2002 8:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    resell it!! lol. metal princess  
Date: 12/18/2002 8:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 55040    use it as a cutting board. nice and portable. or burn it with a lighter. I did that to a cd once, it smells real bad, but its fun to do!!  
Date: 12/18/2002 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 48689    I use them as frisbees when I am throwing things at my friend Adam...I did that once with all my pop CD's that I didn't like....threw them at people...then I stuck them up in my locker cuz they work as half-dilusional mirrors!  
Date: 12/18/2002 9:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 51070    LMAO! Good ideas, you guys. I used to get Teen people magazine and they'd sometimes send me these crappy AOL c.d.'s, when I am not interested. I used to experiment w/ them. I would cut them with knives and crap. Or I would bend them in half and then step on them...watch 'em crack to pieces. It kinda hurts to break 'em with your hands, though.  
Date: 12/18/2002 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 53052    you can give them away.... just leave it lying in a mall bench someone will pick it up and feel like they hit the jackpot!  
Date: 12/19/2002 3:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    Prop my desk up with it..Its a little uneven! LOL  

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