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New Hallmark Cards

  Author:  56287  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/14/2002 1:43:00 PM)
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NEW HALLMARK CARDS

OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.

OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister/brother.

OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.

OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you.

OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What was I thinking?

OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so ugly.

OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family. INSIDE: Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating rat!

OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here.

OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog.

OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Date: 12/14/2002 1:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    HHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!! Those are hilarious! LOL!   
Date: 12/14/2002 2:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    Oh I can think of a few deserving recipients for some of these...LOL!  
Date: 12/14/2002 2:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 56287    Lol yeh me too, I just hope they really do make some soon cos i think the first one was designed for my ex lol  
Date: 12/14/2002 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 53427    Wow I could use some of those cards lol!  
Date: 12/15/2002 12:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    lmao, those r kool. 8^) huggs shay  
Date: 12/18/2002 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 60685    ROFL, that's just the way some postcards really should be.  
Date: 12/19/2002 1:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 53909    *LOL* I liked the last one.  

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