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Blonde with the two way ticket

  Author:  13841  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/20/2000 10:28:00 AM)
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A flight attendant notices there are one too many people in first class. He narrows down his search to a blonde who is sitting in a supposed to be empty seat in row 7. He tells the blonde,"Maam, your seat is in second class" The blonde argues with him, so he gives up. He sends over a female flight attendant,thinking she may help, but when she comes back with the same answer, the attendant decides to go to the Cpt. The Cpt goes and talks to the blonde,and gets her to move. The attendants are very curious,so they ask him, "how did you get her to move?" The Cpt. answered,"I told her first class wasn't going where she was going"

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Date: 8/20/2000 10:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 12909    hahaha...of all the blonde jokes that i have heard, i have never heard that one. i was wondering if anyone can answer this: why do we make fun of blondes??? MOONBEAM
  
Date: 8/20/2000 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 11199    good one. loved it
  
Date: 8/20/2000 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 8374    LMAO!!!!!! that's so funny...good one )  
Date: 8/20/2000 10:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 943    Good one. hahaha  
Date: 8/20/2000 10:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 13841    My mom is a blonde and she loves this joke.  
Date: 8/20/2000 11:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 13119    I told the same joke about two weeks ago, still funny today  
Date: 8/20/2000 12:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 9288    I'm also wondering what Moonbeam is wondering. Why make fun of blondes??? Why don't we make fun of brunettes instead?  
Date: 8/20/2000 1:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 13437    LOL..LOL..LOL...this is soo funny!!!hehehehe!thanx for this cool joke!!*~blah~*  
Date: 8/20/2000 1:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    heheheh lolololol...  
Date: 8/20/2000 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 12773    LMAO ... I have to remember this one.  
Date: 8/21/2000 2:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 13609    HAHAHA thats a crack up just like a blonde!!!-SILVERWOLF  
Date: 8/21/2000 9:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 12133    Sounds about right.CRASH.  
Date: 9/27/2000 3:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 14226    lol that was really good hehe probly something id do love, EclipseS  

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