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Atheist's Prayer...-Supa Fly

  Author: 59056  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/30/2002 10:22:00 AM)
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As an atheist walked through the forest, he smiled at the beauty that was all around him and said, "What natural wonders the powers of evolution have created." Just then he heard a rustling near the river. He went to investigate and a 7-foot-tall grizzly bear was tearing down the path towards him him. The man took off like a shot, and when he got up the courage to look back, he saw the bear was catching up fast.

He tried with all his strength to pick up the pace, but he tripped and crashed to the ground. As he tried to get up, the bear jumped on his chest and picked up one paw to whack him.

The atheist screamed, "Oh my God!!!"

Time stopped! The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice boomed from the heavens, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," the voice said.

The light went out, the river ran again, and the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped its right paw, brought both paws together, bowed its head and spoke:

"Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

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Date: 11/30/2002 10:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 1799    lol..thats cute..thanks for posting.  
Date: 11/30/2002 10:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 58923    lol.  
Date: 11/30/2002 11:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    LOLOLOL... good one!!!!!!   
Date: 11/30/2002 11:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 53836    lmbo!!!! i love it!!  
Date: 11/30/2002 12:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 55040    lol aethiest deserved it  
Date: 11/30/2002 3:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 58923    MaiLani, I agree that the atheist didn't deserve it, but it is kind of funny. Jokes aren't meant to be realistic, just good humor.  
Date: 11/30/2002 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 19875    That ones a classic ^^ I first heard it 3 years ago and it still makes me laugh.  
Date: 11/30/2002 4:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 46527    LOL, very good!  
Date: 12/1/2002 12:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 52363    lol...im telling my friends this one.sugar&spice  
Date: 12/2/2002 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Heehee thats cute   
Date: 9/10/2006 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL..Ive heard this one before...too funny!   
Date: 12/17/2006 3:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    Oh dear..lmao  

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