Everything you have made from space age plastic , is scratched , broken or discolored.
"Some assembly required" , turns out to be The lost weekend.
The toilet seat wont stay up on its on.
The dirt smudge is "under" the scotch tape.
You wake up the whole household , pulling a plastic cookie tray out of the wrapper.
You get an itchy nose during a dental procedure , and cant do a darn thing about it.
Houseflies are ingenious about getting into your house , but can never get out.
The waiter refills your half-empty cup of coffee , lousing up your perfect mixture of cream and sugar.
You drop your bread on the floor , butter side down.
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