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Kids Say WHAT About Love? :p :d.... Grey Eyed Girl

  Author:  3648  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/25/2002 4:34:00 PM)
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Funny! Kids Say WHAT About Love?

What IS love? Ask kids. They have it all figured out. RinkWorks.com has assembled an hilarious tribute to love and marriage--as told by children ages 5 to 10. Read these and laugh. And then find the wisdom in these nuggets!



Finding the right person: "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8

The first date: "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

The first kiss: "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8

It's academic: "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7



Reality bites: "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8

Flattery will get you everywhere! "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7

Love and food: "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are--on fire." -- Christine, age 9

Ah, the eternal optimist: "Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9

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Date: 11/25/2002 4:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 56293    LMAO!! These are soo funny!! Kids say the darnest things. . LoL! Cute post.  
Date: 11/25/2002 5:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 20956    ROFLMAO @ Ricky!!! too cute   
Date: 11/25/2002 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 58022    LOL kids are so true.  
Date: 11/25/2002 7:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    LMAO!!! These are too funny! haha! Thanx for sharing them with us *hugz* take care,  
Date: 11/25/2002 8:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 26049    AWWWW...kids are cute..LOL....well, some of 'em. :P  
Date: 11/25/2002 9:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    Thats cute, i like the truck one..LOL  
Date: 5/18/2005 1:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945    LOL!!! just love that one about flattery...LOL!!! hugs  

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