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What would be horrible about living in the North Pole ?

  Author:  22721  Category:(Discussion) Created:(11/24/2002 4:14:00 PM)
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Well, every morning I'd have to get out the old shovel to clean up all the reindeer "presents". It would be cold and snowy all the time. Um, my only neightbor would be Mr.& Mrs. Clause and a HUGH population of elfs. No malls, no supermarket, and no quick sources of choclate. LOL Please leave some feedback. Thank you!

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Date: 11/24/2002 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    I'm sure internet connections are few and far between up there lol  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO @ kurt!  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 20746    Awww lol... You'd have to go hunting like every day cuz you can't grow plants there. But, I'd make friendly with Mr. and Mrs. Claus because then I'd get extra at Christmas and I'd be the first one in the world to get presents!  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    reindeer poo makes a great caserole and elfs make great slave labour. If you pay them an extra dollar an hour then santa does and give them a few more days a year to work they will be very loyal. By the way I have two words for you that makes this sound even better " Free Venison".  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 50861    One of the worst part of living by santa is that when you would kiss someone your lips would stick. Maybe thats why the eskamo kiss was invented   
Date: 11/24/2002 4:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    LMAO @ Kurt Vedder! Does Santa have a restraning order agenst you ?  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 45630    No but I think that's because he's too fat to walk to the courthouse. But hey who needs Santa? If I want something for free I just call my friend Winona Ryder. She can steal anything.  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    LMAP at Kurt Vedder! Well, Santa is a chubby tubby.  
Date: 11/24/2002 4:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22721    Whoops! Sorry! I mean LMAO  
Date: 11/24/2002 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 21867    ...the abundance of 'yellow snow'...  
Date: 11/24/2002 7:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 39370    Well, there probably arent that many telephone poles....and I cant live without a phone. Plus, even though I do love cold weather, I think staying there for a few weeks, would make me be glad I lived in Florida. And I bet there is no where to shop there :P.  
Date: 11/24/2002 9:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 26452    The cold, I HATE cold.  
Date: 11/25/2002 4:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    I agree with MoonAngel...I hate cold..  
Date: 11/25/2002 4:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    *sniff* I already got a cold! mmph   
Date: 11/25/2002 4:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 44321    The fact that all the snow would remind me of Iowa in winter time LOL I would not scoop reindeer poo that would be the elves job not mine   

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