WHO'S THE BOSS HERE?...........................Thunderhead

There's a little old man that comes in our store once in awhile. He has a keen sense of humor, although at times we're not sure if he is making a joke of his own experiences or if he is telling a joke he heard along the way.

Yesterday, he told this one.

I was ringing him up at the cash register. I told him I'd give him 20% off his purchase if he didn't tell my boss (we are allowed to do this for returning customers). He said, "No, I won't tell, but you know, my wife asked me the other day, who's the boss in this marriage anyway?"..."So I told her, I am!"..."she said, well what does that make me?"..."I said, NOTHING."...."She said, well that makes you something special... THE BOSS OF NOTHING!"

LOL!

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