Sure, Fine, Whatever <<>><<>><<>> *Court Jester*

"Sure, fine, whatever."
(I don't know what you want,
But I know I what I want)
"Yeah, yeah, that's great!"
(I want you to go away!!!)
(Leave me alone--
Take a hint!)
"Oh yeah?? That's nice"
(Can't you see. . .)
"Uh-huh"
(I'm not listening to you!!)
"Uh-huh"
(I wonder what color Pluto is?)
"Uh-huh"
(I have so many other things I could do!!!)
"Uh-huh"
(AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
*awkward silence*
(oh, is he done talking???)
*smiles and nods*
"That's nice!"
(ok, I wonder if I can escape now!)
*backing away*
(it's working)
*still backing away*
(still working)
*turned around, walking away*
(YES!!! SUCESS!!)
"Oh, of course I want to hear about it!!!
(Dang it!)
*mentally removes own eyeballs from sheer boredom*
"Sure, fine, whatever."


*Court Jester*

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