A Man And A Wish
There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket! The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!"
The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."
The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen."
The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women."
The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"
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Putty Duh was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men, and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Putty decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class, and soon was doing very well with it.
So, one day, on the way home from work, Putty confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them, and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Putty went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose, and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked, and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Putty, "I took my old way home last night, so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Putty replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks and shoes off!"
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A treasure to be cherished, A gift from God above; Is the beauty of a friendship, Touched by unconditional love. A love that asks no questions, Believes in all the best; Never doubting, ever trusting, Withstanding any test. A love that weathers any storm, And yet that love still stands; Through the very darkest hour, It still reaches out a hand. There in that hand the sweetest gift, That you can give a friend; A heart that cares, a love that shares, That will be there till the end. A treasure to be cherished, A gift from God above; Is what I share with you my friend, An unconditional love.
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