Radgirls and Boys on trial?????? LMAO!! By: Kysta and Oddsmell :D

The radgirls and Bad boys are at it again.
one is accusing the other of sin.
"We didn't do it!' Becky is screaming.
and all the radgirls appear for the hearing.
The court room is filled overflowing to the hall,
While Judge Radman presides over them all.
"Order! Order!" The gavel crashes down,
and all the radgirls shiver at his unhappy frown.
"It's three in the morning and I'm up from my bed,"
Radman is shouting and filling the spectators with dread.
"Now tell me this case and lets get it over,
because Ginger is waiting back home with my cover."
The radgirls stuffed pickles behind their backs.
Incognito is something these girls lack.
"Hide the devil horns!" Becky did say,
They can't warn us AND ban us TODAY!"
"Darn those boys," the radgirls started there case, "they get us in trouble!
They cause us to drool and our imaginations bubble.
Bcar with his antics and K.C. with his Spandex.
St. Pete with that halo....Just send them all Fed-ex!!
WHERE just doesn't matter.
Just out of our hair even better to splatter.
Becky is innocent for once in her life,
it has been proven the bad boys caused this strife.
Us poor girls, once so innocent and pure.
We thought it was lasting, that was for sure.
But the boys drug us in and partied one day.
And so dawned the radgirls,and we scared them away!!"
Radman listened and tried to be patient.
the words radgirl and innocent together just didn't make sense.
The Bad boys were Quiet, as hard as it was,
rolling thier eyes and trying not to cuss.
listening carefully to the twisted testimony
it was all they could do to not scream "bull balongy!"
The girls ran around like chickens with no heads,
while other USMers hoped they'd go to their beds.
Trying to convince radman where the true guilt lay,
until finally the badboys got to have their say.
Standing slowly and chomping at the bit,
they told their tale of being hogtied by the twits.
"hogtied my butt!" Kysta jumped to her feet,
"They came willingly, THEY are trying to cheat!"
"Calm down sis," Odd said, while pulling her down again
removing her shoes she whispered with a grin,
"I'll clear this court room, just give it a sec."
"one, two" she began to count then the room burst all into heck.
"Holy crap!!!! They all shouted as one and crashed out the doors.
"This court is adjourned!" Radman shouted, not breathing anymore.
"Who cares how it started, can't take anymore!"
Odd waved her foot around, like a deadly gun.
"hehe, I never thought not bathing could be this much fun!"
"Woohoo!" the radgirls shouted, because they were immune
to the scent of oddsmells deadly foot fumes.
They'd won again just like they always did,
Laughing at how fast those badboys ran and hid.
We won we won! All the radgirls did chant!
Let's go back to posting on our nonsensical rants!


LMAO!!

Love,
Odd and Kysta

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