You know you are a cherleader when...
-When you hear the word liberty you're not thinking of a statue or freedom.
-When you hear the word FLYERS you don't think of pilots
-When you dont have to fly in a an airplane to have frequent flyer miles
-You're at practice when your friends are eating dinner!
-Everytime you hear the song, you break out into your new cheer dance!
-You know that K and L goes both ways, left and right!
-You know that sweeping has nothing to do with a broom!
-For some reason when somebody says "cradle" a picture of a sleeping baby doesn't pop into your mind.
-You'd rather yell cheers in the car instead of listen to the radio
-When you're asked to list the 10 commandments in your Sunday school class you begin reciting your cheerleading constitution.
-When you're teacher asks for a loud reader to read out loud to the class you stand up and read with your diaphram.
-BUCKETS AND CANDLE STICKS AREN'T MADE OF METAL YOU'RE --PARENTS CONSIDER BUYING STOCK IN SPONGE ROLLERS.
-YOU ONLY SEE YOU'RE FRIENDS ONCE A WEEK BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS AT CHEERLEADING PRACTICE
-When ur parents have stock on hair rollers!!
-When u hear extention you dont think of someones hair
-When u have more cheer shirts then any other of ur clothes.
-When u have more hair ribbons then u know what to do with
-When u have over 10 pairs of cheer shoes
-When ur favorite colors are ur school colors!!
-You have *several* different cheer shoes.
-You have 10 different shades of your school color inserts.
-You greet your friends with "hello" cheer you use before games.
-If your voice by itself can dominate over a crowd!
-When you can never have too many hair ribbons.
-Last night's dream was about how you were going to put together a new formation.
-Your mom tells you she is buying stock in sponge rollers.
-You know that all pyramids were not built in Egypt.
-You know that candlesticks & blades aren't made of metal.
-You finally found that PERFECT shade of nail polish that matches your uniform - hey, it only took 3 months to find!
-Every time a dance song comes on you break out in a routine!
-When you always SMILE!! :)
-You're always ready for more!
-Every time you leave a game you always cant wait till the next one!!
-You'll spend as long as possible fluffing your pom poms.
-You go through dozens of books to find the perfect duffle bag that will fit all your cheer stuff.
-You hear one little word and you think of 10,000 cheers to go with it....
-You can never have to many pairs of pom pom's
-Your screen name has the word "CHEER" in it!
-When you know flying isn't just for the birds!
-You can do a toe-touch without actually touching your toes.
-Everything you do is to the counts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8......
-You can build without a hammer and nails!
-Flyers are not airline pilots!
-You try on your new cheer uniform 10 times in the same day.
-After only a few days your whole body is in pain from punching your motions and doing those lifts.
-You dream of every stunt going perfect.
-When the coaches ask you to help the pee-wees and teach them a dance!
-You can never have too many cans of hair spray,sponge curlers,ribbons,and bobbie pins!!
-Sometimes you have to yell, kick and scream to get what you want! -You find yourself standing at attention when your talking to friends.
-You know a scorpion just isn't a bug!
-You spend hours in the heat yelling and screaming for a wooden stick..aka a spirit stick!
-"Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying ITS A WAY OF LIFE!!!
-You would get online and look for hours at quotes like this!!!
-You hear the word pike, and you automatically think of a jump, not a fish.
-You con your friends into buying half of your fundraising candy just to get a new set of poms.
-All you ever do is Eat, sleep and CHEER!
-Your mom constantly yells at you NOT to practice cheerleading in the house!
You drive up to McDonald's and say, "I would like a #1...#1! Let's go (team name)!" in a cheerleading voice!
-When you put exlamation marks by everything you write!
These are really cute and so very true!
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