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Obsessions...LMAO! =) |Sasuke|

  Author:  43608  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/7/2002 8:48:00 PM)
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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Date: 11/7/2002 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 3538    LOL!!!!!  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    LMAO!  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 49354    LMAO!! That's great!!  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:53:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 43608    Glad ya liekd it!Lol! =)  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 38683    LOL!  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:56:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 43608    Funniest thing i've ever read lol! XD  
Date: 11/7/2002 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 47699    LOL!  
Date: 11/7/2002 9:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    OMG!! LOLOLOL!!  
Date: 11/7/2002 9:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    Hahaha, thats funny metal princess  
Date: 11/7/2002 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!1  
Date: 11/7/2002 9:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 20750    lmao!  
Date: 11/7/2002 10:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 25390    OMG ROTFLMAO!!!  
Date: 11/8/2002 5:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 43608    Glad ya'lls like it ^_^  
Date: 11/8/2002 10:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 35281    LOL, that's hilarious!! Man, I laughed so hard at that one! Good job! Lilwicca  
Date: 11/12/2002 3:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 55021    OMG! LOL! That was reeeeeally funny! Haha! Thanks for sharing!!! *hugz*  

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