I Have Leprosy **Frankenstein

I didn't know what was wrong with me for a while. All I knew was that I was losing weight steadily. I finally went to the doctor and he told me what the deal was. I can't stand to hear music anymore. My dear bride played Patsy Cline's "I Fall To Pieces" today and it affected me. I thought I would get my mind off of it by listening to some Jimmy Buffett music but the lyrics 'wastin' away again in Margaritaville' didn't do me any good. Others have noticed my predicament and tend to make light of it. The jokes are getting old. If I hear another joke about me going to court and not having a leg to stand on, I'm going to scream. The same goes for people who ask me to lend them a hand and then they say, "Oh...sorry" before they start laughing. The first time anyone said that to me, I did lend him a hand and then I got the first laugh by saying, "Aw..Just keep it." I typed every bit of this post with my nose until just before the last sentence. That was when it rolled over onto the desk. I'm finishing this with my left ear but...well, I have to close this for now because I think it's about to follow the nose.

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