More Things To Think About

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

** Why is a boxing ring square?

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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