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"PURR"-LITICAL CORRECTNESS: SAY IT NICELY, OR NOT AT ALL!............sk8r

  Author:  46069  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/7/2002 5:28:00 PM)
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In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats:

>^,,^< My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

>^,,^< My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

>^,,^< My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

>^,,^< My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

>^,,^< My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

>^,,^< My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

>^,,^< My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

>^,,^< My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile," she enjoys the proximity of food.

>^,,^< My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

>^,,^< My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

>^,,^< My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

>^,,^< My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.

>^,,^< My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

>^,,^< My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

>^,,^< My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

>^,,^< My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

>^,,^< My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

>^,,^< My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

>^,,^< My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

Well said, and no cat's feelings have been hurt!

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Date: 11/7/2002 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 13119    WOW and here I thought my cats were lazy, little hairballs, thank you for straightening that out.  
Date: 11/7/2002 5:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46069    you are quite welcome Magoo LOL  
Date: 11/7/2002 5:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 13119    How did you come up with all these? You have alot of time on your hands today don't you. :P  
Date: 11/7/2002 5:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 19586    That was a great post Sk8r!  
Date: 11/7/2002 5:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46069    Magoo... it was an email i got....  
Date: 11/7/2002 5:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 46069    thank you ICUNurse   

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