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Gary the Snail

  Author:  51070  Category:(Poetry) Created:(10/31/2002 9:24:00 PM)
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There once was a snail named Gary
And he was not one small bit hairy.
Pet and feed him every day
And he'll be happy and gay.
If you don't, he'll be quite scary.



(I was inspired to write this after watching a halloween episode of Spongebob Squarepants tonight. And the gay part means happy, so don't get any ideas! LOL!!!)

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Replies:      
Date: 10/31/2002 9:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    LOL! Thats cute, I know that Gay also means happy :P  
Date: 11/1/2002 6:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 52866    LOL! That is sooo cute!!  
Date: 8/14/2005 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    lol  
Date: 8/14/2005 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 16376    lol cute poem  

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