How do blondes pierce their ears? , wooden nickel

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: How does the blonde car pool work? A: They all meet at work at 7:45.

Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

Q: If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first? A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like the Devil!....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

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