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How to Annoy your Parents

  Author:  29262  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/30/2002 8:52:00 PM)
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1.Boil ice cream.

2.Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.

3.Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.

4.Climb a sidewalk.

5.Dial 911...breath heavily.

6.Donate your brother's body to science.

7.Have your cat bronzed.

8.Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.

9.Join Hell's Angels by mail.

10.Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.

11.Learn to type...with your toes.

12.Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.

13.Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.

14.Mow your carpet.

15.Paint your home...day-glo orange.

16.Paint your windows.

17.Pinstripe your driveway.

18.Plant a shoe.

19.Play Houdini with one of your siblings.

20.Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.

21.Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.

22.Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.

23.Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)

24.Redecorate your garage.

25.Ride a loaf of bread.

26.See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.

27.Speak in acronyms.

28.Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.

29.Take your sofa for a walk.

30.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.

31.Wax the ceiling.

Never done these but I will soon hehe :p

~*Bubbulangel*~

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Replies:      
Date: 10/30/2002 9:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 57074    lmao that was interesting! i want to do evil things to my brothers!  
Date: 10/30/2002 9:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 53909    *LOL* Those are great...hehe...as a little mean joke, my friend and I duck taped his dog.  
Date: 10/30/2002 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL cute!! i should try some of these! metal princess  
Date: 10/30/2002 9:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    omg rotflmao  
Date: 10/31/2002 2:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    Lol! Funny post   
Date: 10/31/2002 5:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 7849    cute!! I like the climbing the sidewalk one!!  

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