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Signs that it is time to CLEAN! (written from Oddy's own experiences)

  Author:  25390  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/30/2002 5:48:00 PM)
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* You go to the store to buy more undies instead of washing the other ones.

* Your socks are all dirty, so you wear nothing but flip flops...even in 40 degree weather.

* All of your cereal bowls and spoons are dirty, so you resort to eating cereal out of a cup with a fork.

* The cat starts hiding under the couch to find a spot not covered in clothing.

* Clothes randomly disappear. The only reason to this cause is that they finally got up and walked to the laundromat themselves.

* The coffee filter in your maker has turned from a caffeine supplement to a very well known form of penicillan.

* The dust in your room mysteriously makes your floor look about 3 inches higher than it used to.

* The broom cries itself to sleep every night for being neglected.

* The first floor neighbors constantly complain that strange smells come in front their vents at night.

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Date: 10/30/2002 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 12103    This is from your OWN expirence? LOL  
Date: 10/30/2002 6:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 25390    Not ALL of them!~  
Date: 10/30/2002 8:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!!! those are good metal princess  
Date: 11/1/2002 3:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 7849    This reminds me of when my aunt threw away ALL of her silverware, because she didn't want to wash them. I'm still LMAO to this day. lol.  

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