* You go to the store to buy more undies instead of washing the other ones.
* Your socks are all dirty, so you wear nothing but flip flops...even in 40 degree weather.
* All of your cereal bowls and spoons are dirty, so you resort to eating cereal out of a cup with a fork.
* The cat starts hiding under the couch to find a spot not covered in clothing.
* Clothes randomly disappear. The only reason to this cause is that they finally got up and walked to the laundromat themselves.
* The coffee filter in your maker has turned from a caffeine supplement to a very well known form of penicillan.
* The dust in your room mysteriously makes your floor look about 3 inches higher than it used to.
* The broom cries itself to sleep every night for being neglected.
* The first floor neighbors constantly complain that strange smells come in front their vents at night. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author: 25390 ( Click here )
Halloween is Right around the corner.. .
|