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An Amazing Connection With God...-Supa Fly

  Author: 59056  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/23/2002 7:27:00 PM)
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A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been going to the bathroom in the refrigerator!''

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Date: 10/23/2002 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!! mp  
Date: 10/23/2002 10:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    *laughs hysterically* PHHHT!STupid!!HAHHAHAHHA!This is dorky!!Hahahha!Too funny!Fayes Eyes  
Date: 10/23/2002 10:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 23886    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TOO FUNNY!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! GROSS!!! HAHAHA!!! LOL I NEEDED A LAUGH...THANX!! HAHAHAHA!!! ...ok i'll shut up now..:P  
Date: 12/17/2006 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO..that's too funny!!  

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