Chapter 1
Hi. My name is Edo. Some people have called me “Ed-o”, “Eder,” and “Chedo”, as in, Chedo cheese. Ha ha. Don’t call me that, just because I’m short, Hebrew, I wear glasses, and I’m hairy and in the seventh grade. I have black, curly hair. Yep, like a Jew. Okay, okay, I’ll get to the point here. Earth is being invaded and blah blah blah, like in a sci-fi story. Yes, it is real. And I have the power to stop it with my four friends Jason, Elizabeth, Christa, and Michelle. I think Jason kind of likes Michelle. Yeah yeah yeah, so we got this power from an alien last week, you see, and we can turn into any animal we touch. It’s awesome. But, recently, no one seems to be acting normal around town. As in, they talk different, and we can’t trust anyone now with our power. Most importantly, however, we need to know where Visser Three is, the leader of the Yeerks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
“Edo, catch the ball!” Kavan yelled. He tossed me a football. “Cool,” I said for no reason. “So, what’d you do over the weekend after the dance? Mine was dull.” “Um, uh, not much. I like, sat around and played with Pokemon toys.” “You like that show?! It stinks like a skunk! You’re a loser! Get a life! Uh, I’ll quiet down now!” “Whatever!” We tossed the ball back and forth and back and forth. Then Kavan’s cell phone rang. Kavan pulled it out of his pocket and answered it. “Hello? Oh, Edo, it’s Jason. He says he wants to talk to you.” He handed the phone to me. “Hello? Hi Jason! Whazzup! I’m at Kavan’s house. He has his own cell phone! Isn’t that like, so cool???” “Yeah man!” “So, what’s with the…hamburgers?” I’ll set the weird code we invented for talking about Yeerks over the phone. Hamburger: morphs Frenchfries: aliens Twinkies: losers Control stick/keypad: controller And the list goes on and on. Continue with conversation… “Oh, my hamburgers are fine. They…tasted…good…they, um, like, didn’t cook too well…how’s yours?” “I don’t have any hamburgers…they’re cooking…at home…the only…burger…I have is…squirrel!” Kavan gave me the “look.” “What?!” he demanded. “Oh, I like to hunt with my dad. So, Jason, seen any Gumby horses?” “No…I have not! I’ve seen, cockroaches before! They fly through the sky with those red lights, don’t they?” “Yessirree! And where is Booger3 stationed? Hacked to find out?” “Um, not yet, I’d get busted…” Kavan walked away. “Did Booger3 pop a pimple?” “Bye.” Jason hung up. This code is strange. Bring bring! He called back. “Hi. I need to tell you, there’s a meeting at Michelle’s house about the french-fries and hamburgers. She’s got so many hamburgers you wouldn’t believe! She’s already gone to McDonald’s, the Gardens, Glen Oak, and they’re all sitting in her refrigerator! Ready to eat! Yum yum, let’s get fat!” He hung up. Kavan and I continued playing. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author: 35430 ( Click here )
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