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Things Could Always Be Worse **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(10/5/2002 11:58:00 PM)
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What's sadder than a person living in a cardboard box? A person paying rent to live in a cardboard box. What's even worse than that? A person on a waiting list to live in a cardboard box when one becomes available.

What's sadder than an old person eating dog food? An old person having to fight a dog for some dog food. What's even worse than that? An old person who pays a dog to get him on a waiting list to live in a cardboard box.

What's sadder than a single mom having to take care of four kids? One little kid having to take care of four women who are old enough to be his mom. What's even worse than that? A little kid who pays a dog to get him on a waiting list to take care of four women who are old enough to be his mom and live in a cardboard box.

What's worse than having a car that uses a lot of gas? Having a spouse who has a lot of gas. What's even worse than that? Being stuck in a car with a spouse who has a lot of gas because the car is out of gas.

What's worse than not having much money? Having a dog who has more money than you do because he's running some sort of a box scheme.









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Date: 10/6/2002 12:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 16845    lmao!  
Date: 10/6/2002 12:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 21867    LOL@Frank! Bro...you got me busting a gut laughing here! Sooooo 'Monty Python'...love it  
Date: 10/6/2002 12:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 55330    hehe funny stuff!!  
Date: 10/6/2002 12:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 49498    I actually knew an old woman who ate cat food. No, she wasnt senile, she knew what it was. I guess she just likes the taste  
Date: 10/6/2002 12:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    M.Man, what did her cat eat? Spaghetti?  
Date: 10/6/2002 12:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 49498    LOL! I wouldnt be surprised Frank, I really wouldnt..  
Date: 10/6/2002 3:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 47113    LMAO...sounds like todays world...lol  
Date: 10/6/2002 5:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    and this is the house that Jack built..lol  
Date: 10/6/2002 5:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    lol You are too much! lol Hugs! Zeeboette  
Date: 10/6/2002 6:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    LOL!@ Frankie. Are you trying to tell us Bride has alot of gas? I think this is the 2nd time you've mentioned it. LMAOOOOOO!!!!!  
Date: 10/6/2002 8:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Tiger Monkey!  
Date: 10/6/2002 8:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 37101    Here I sit all down-hearted.. thought I had to crap but only farted. Two weeks later I took a chance, pushed real hard and crapped my pants... Don't ask. :-P -  
Date: 10/6/2002 8:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Joey, how many times have I told you not to sniff oven cleaner? :O  
Date: 10/7/2002 7:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    LOL Frank thanks for cheering me up!  
Date: 10/7/2002 7:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Anytime, Kethria!   
Date: 10/7/2002 11:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    Dog food isn't so bad. I tried some when I was a kid. LOL!  
Date: 10/7/2002 11:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    It would look pretty funny to see computer wires and a phone line coming out of a cardboard box. LOL!  
Date: 10/8/2002 5:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 61353    lol these are funny  
Date: 10/12/2002 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    !!!LOL!!! Frankie, just what I needed LOL!!!! hugs Zema  
Date: 10/13/2002 12:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 12341    LOL! Good post, very funny.  

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