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Some People Can't Take A Joke **Frankenstein

  Author:  47699  Category:(Human Interest) Created:(10/3/2002 9:56:00 PM)
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I was just thinking about the time I decided to fake my own death. I stayed so still and quiet as my friends and family walked past the casket and paid their last respects. As soon as the eulogy had been read, I jumped up and screamed, "Surprise!" I never knew that Aunt Grace had a weak heart. I guess I'll always miss her. :)

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Date: 10/3/2002 9:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    LMBO!! I hope that this is just one of your concoctions Frank, LOL...if not, I still have to laugh a little, is that morbid? LMBO!!  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    Space Case, it came in handy that we were already at a funeral. :O  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 42519    LOL....... I can take the joke!!  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    good grief, you are too much, HA  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 49498    LOL I hear you all the way man. I could go on and on about all the people that Ive angered or freaked out due to a joke, but Ill tell you only one: Being bored one day, I unbent a coathanger and made it straight. Then, I tore a hole in the front and back of a white shirt. After making the coathanger go through the shirt and put it on and bent it so it looked like i was impaled. Then I put fake blood all over where the holes were and stumbled into the living room. Of course grandma had a heart attack and mom got really mad, but I have to say it was worth it  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 42568    LOL!  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!! Thats hilarious.  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 50791    HAAHAHH!!!!!!! Just when I thik I've heard it all, you out-do yourself again! LOL!   
Date: 10/3/2002 11:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LMAO at frankenstein and M.man!!!! U guys are too funny:> metal princess  
Date: 10/3/2002 11:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 36766    lol oh god  
Date: 10/3/2002 11:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 16538    God when I did that I never woke up.  
Date: 10/3/2002 11:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    !!!!!LMBO!!! Frankie.......LOL!!!! cheers Zema  
Date: 10/4/2002 4:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    lol @ Frank. You are too much! Hugs! Zeeboette  
Date: 10/4/2002 5:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    ROFLMAO.. Frank, you have a sick twisted little mind.. LOL  
Date: 10/4/2002 6:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 46515    LMAO @ Frankie...but Frankie, just think of the people who were probably disappointed to see you were really alive! ha ha!!!!  
Date: 10/4/2002 6:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Tiger Monkey! I'm sure you're right. :O  
Date: 10/4/2002 8:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    My cousin laid in bed on morning with his eyes half open and holding his breath. My aunt nearly had a heart attack!  
Date: 10/4/2002 9:21:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 47699    LOL @ Kethria! See? I'm not the only one who knows how to have fun!   
Date: 12/10/2009 8:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 63026    I don't think I could be that still..I'd crack a smile after the 5th person viewing my body.  

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