Why did the chicken cross the road?

> >>>> QUESTION POSED: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? > >>>> > >>>>> RESPONSES: > >>>> > >>>>> GEORGE W. BUSH > >>>>> I don't think I should have to answer that question. > >>>>> ********************************* > >>>>> AL GORE > >>>>> I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken > >>>>> crossing the road represented the application of these two different > >>>>> functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring > >>>> greater > >>>>> services to the American people. > >>>>> *********************************** > >>>>> RALPH NADER > >>>>> The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been > >> polluted > >>>>> by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the > >>>> unspoiled > >>>>> habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the > >>>> wheels > >>>>> of a gas-guzzling SUV. > >>>>> ************************* > >>>>> PAT BUCHANAN > >>>>> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. > >>>>> ********************************* > >>>>> RUSH LIMBAUGH > >>>>> I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was > >>>>> getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone > > out > >>>> there > >>>>> is already forming a support group to help chickens with > >>>> crossing-the-road > >>>>> syndrome Can you believe this? How much more of this can real > >>>> Americans > >>>>> take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and > >> when > >>>> I > >>>>> say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government > >> took > >>>>> from you to build roads for chickens to cross. > >>>>> > >>>>> *************************** > >>>>> DR. SEUSS > >>>>> Did the chicken cross the road? > >>>>> Did he cross it with a toad? > >>>>> Yes! The chicken crossed the road, > >>>>> But why it crossed, I've not been told! > >>>>> **************************** > >>>>> ERNEST HEMINGWAY > >>>>> To die. In the rain. Alone. > >>>>> **************************** > >>>>> MARTIN LUTHER KING JR > >>>>> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads > >>>> without > >>>>> having their motives called into question. > >>>>> ********************* > >>>>> GRANDPA > >>>>> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed The road. Someone > >> told > >>>> us > >>>>> that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. > >>>>> *************************** > >>>>> BARBARA WALTERS > >>>>> Isn't that intewesting? In a few moments we will be wistening to the > >>>>> chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwawming story of how it > >>>> overcame > >>>>> a serious case of molting and went on to accompwish its wifewong > > dweam > >>>> of > >>>>> "cwossing the road." > >>>>> ********************* > >>>>> JOHN LENNON > >>>>> Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. > >>>>> ****************** > >>>>> ARISTOTLE > >>>>> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > >>>>> ********************** > >>>>> KARL MARX > >>>>> It was a historical inevitability. > >>>>> *********************** > >>>>> SADDAM HUSSEIN > >>>>> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified > > in > >>>>> dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. > >>>>> ************************ > >>>>> RONALD REAGAN > >>>>> What chicken? > >>>>> ********************* > >>>>> CAPTAIN KIRK > >>>>> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > >>>>> ***************** > >>>>> FOX MULDER > >>>>> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens > >>>> have > >>>>> to cross before you believe it? > >>>>> ***************** > >>>>> FREUD > >>>>> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the > >> road > >>>>> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > >>>>> ***************** > >>>>> BILL GATES > >>>>> I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, > >> but > >>>>> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your > >>>>> checkbook---and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of > > eChicken. > >>>>> ************ > >>>>> EINSTEIN > >>>>> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath > > the > >>>>> chicken? > >>>>> ************* > >>>>> BILL CLINTON > >>>>> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by > >>>> chicken? > >>>>> Could you define chicken please? > >>>>> ****************** > >>>>> LOUIS FARRAKHAN > >>>>> The road, you will see, represents the black man. > >>>>> The chicken crossed the "black man" > >>>>> in order to trample him and keep him down. > >>>>> **************** > >>>>> THE BIBLE > >>>>> And God came down from the heavens, and He said Unto the chicken, > >> "Thou > >>>>> shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there > > was > >>>> much > >>>>> rejoicing. > >>>>> ********** > >>>>> COLONEL SANDERS > >>>>> I missed one?

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