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Slite Surprise! Light Thunder

  Author:  39127  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/3/2002 3:42:00 PM)
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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it ! wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

Light Thunder

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Date: 10/3/2002 3:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 33573    Ahhhh! Lol...that was cute! I would have never guessed that:-D  
Date: 10/3/2002 3:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Ha Ha Ha ( Said while quietly puking)  
Date: 10/3/2002 3:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 58022    Lol that's great!
~The Mystery~
  
Date: 10/3/2002 3:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 61811    eeewww! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!1 jackie  
Date: 10/3/2002 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 14754    lol..ick...that was funny!!!  
Date: 10/3/2002 4:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 46515    ROTFLMAO!!!! This gets bookmarked.  
Date: 10/3/2002 8:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    heh heh heh  
Date: 10/3/2002 9:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    THIS could be the most funniest joke in the world!!
LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF!!!
Fayes Eyes
  
Date: 10/5/2002 3:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    LMAO!!! good one!  
Date: 10/15/2002 5:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    eeeeeeew!!! LOL!!!!  
Date: 11/18/2004 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 35160    omg,omg, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,lol.   

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