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World's Funniest Joke....................................Frog Lady

  Author:  49025  Category:(News) Created:(10/3/2002 8:00:00 AM)
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LONDON (Reuters) - After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world's funniest joke was revealed on Thursday.



In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humor, the British Association for the Advancement of Science ( news - web sites) asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

Researchers found significant differences between nations in the types of jokes they found funny.

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Date: 10/3/2002 8:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    There's also the Sherlock Holmes joke.  
Date: 10/3/2002 8:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 609    lol of alllllll the things to research they are investing their time and money into THAT!! lol Granted it is a funny joke lol.  
Date: 10/3/2002 8:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    I love that joke! LOL  
Date: 10/3/2002 9:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 18527    LOL  
Date: 10/3/2002 9:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 59751    Good one!  
Date: 10/3/2002 9:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 54878    oh that is soooooooooo cruel -- the poor hunter got killed by a stupid person, perhaps a drunken hunter friend -- i feel so bad for his family -- no one should laugh at this -- maybe he had a pet, like a dog the poor dog!! i see the blood spattered trees -- ever see what damage a .243 soft nosed bullet can do especially if he gave him a head shot, there would be nothing left but a neck -- i'm going to be sick * sb12  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 28848    Err..okay...  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 42259    I participated in that.I thought it was neat.  
Date: 10/3/2002 10:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 51052    How mean. I thought it was good though. I have heard better. Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 10/3/2002 12:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 48809    This is supposed to be funny ? Uh, I don't think so!  
Date: 10/3/2002 2:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 35281    Thats pretty funny. Lilwicca  
Date: 10/3/2002 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 32133    thats one of the most unfuniest jokes ive ever heard im sorry i dont think its funny at all.  
Date: 10/3/2002 5:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 55673    Not my funniest but okay.  
Date: 10/3/2002 9:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 3263    Yeah umm, they didn't ask me. That wasn't funny, that was stupid. I hope they didn't spend money to figure this out!  
Date: 10/4/2002 4:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49025    Hey - I didn't say it was the funniest joke. That's what this study they did said. I'm just sharing what the article says.  
Date: 10/4/2002 11:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 48809    Frog lady, I know you didn't say this was funny and were only reporting it for someone else who thought it was. I expect the rest of them knew it too. I am sure no one meant to hurt your feelings hon.  
Date: 10/4/2002 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 26227    What?!? That is the dumbest joke Ive ever heard! I wish I would have seen that web site I could have put in a bunch of better jokes than that  
Date: 10/7/2002 1:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    I rate this the most awesome joke ever!  

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