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Kronk's Birthday! YAY! COME IN FOR THE TRIBUTE TOUR! Jezebel & Anabel

  Author:  34775  Category:(USM Events) Created:(9/30/2002 6:40:00 AM)
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You notice a large, lavishly colored stretch bus parked out in front of the USM arena. Eminating from within it, you can hear the muffled strains of The Beatles "White Album"...

"Ya say it's your birthday.....It's my birthday too yeah.....we're gonna have a good time...."

There is a sign hanging above the bus's entrance that says "All Welcome! Board the magic bus for a Celebration! in horor of our brother, KRONK!"

Inside there is pre-party preparation going on...

There is a beautiful blond bikini clad woman getting prepared to get into a large paper mache' cake covered with real whip cream.

Bcar, the bus driver and King Caspian, the faithful groupie, are stringing up lights and streamers while trying to nonchalantly oggle the young bikini clad woman.

Jezebel is spiking some punch for the nightly entertainment, a Rolling Stones tribute band, to sample. Meanwhile, Jello shots cool in the fridge.

Anabel is in the kitchen area baking a batch of her special brownies...the air smells of incense and baking chocolate....

All of this for our brother Kronk on his "Nifty Fifty"...come in, grab a chair..or one of those big overly stuffed pillows and yell SURPRISE real loud when you see him poke his head in...no one is allowed to leave this place until well after the cows come home....

Happy birthday, Kronk...thank you for calling us friends and for giving us the gift of your inspiring words everyday. You mean so much to us...Have a special day, because you are most definately the most special of people!

Jezebel & Anabel



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Date: 9/30/2002 6:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 11251    Happy Birthday Kronk! ::ugs:::  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 46320    Happy Birthday Kronk! I hope your day is filled with sunshine and love. Have a super great day! Be Good...  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 52866    COOOOOOOL post! Happy birfday, Konkie  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 52866    Kronkie* Lol  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    lol@ Konkie....wasn't that the name of the Robot on Pee-Wee's Playhouse? LMAO! Oh...he will be amaking an appearence later I think....lol...anyone who is ANYONE....  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 47699    Happy Birthday, Kronk! Here's the URL to a recent post which by buddy Danielle put up for the occasion.

http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm299751.html

  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 53900    HAppy Birthday!!! Have a great day!!!  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 42515    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!   
Date: 9/30/2002 7:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    da da da da da da da da.. You say its your birthday...Da da da da da da da dait s my birthday to yeah.. we're gonna have a good time!!... my mouth is watering for one of Anabels special brownies...Happiest of all happy birthdays to you Kronk!.. What a nifty age!... and many more to come!  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 3395    Kronk, Have a very merry birthday! Weeee...I mean, Woooooo Hoooooo! Peace,   
Date: 9/30/2002 7:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 2030    Yea Kronk!! Note I am clad only in Karankawa loincloth and face paint for the occasion (The blond is secretly checking me out). I'll join the party as soon as I get all this work done. As always after my duties I'm the last to join the fun. (but since everyone else has a head start I'm usually in the best shape for a strong finish). HE HE!  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 57452    ¤Happy¤Birthday!!¤....  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 1631    Man, Anabel, those brownies are GREAT!!!! Kronk is such an excellent guy and a positive addition to USM. Now, be sure to let me know when he arrives, cuz I'll be busy staring into this lava lamp. Ohhhh, the colors.....the colors...  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 38278    Happy Birthday.  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 54878    yo, Kronk 12  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    Yeah, Bcar is usually the last one standing...that is, if we allow him to be...lol! I think the Jello shots will do him in before he gets to the blond.....  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    yeah....my brownies always win over a crowd Ali...just hope we haven't eaten all the food and passed out before the Kronkster shows up  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 24856    Happy Birthday Kronk! You are definitely one on my favorite list!  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 55903    Sounds like a great party! Happy birthday Kronk!!!! Please pass the brownies! ~~~~~  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 25828    happy happy bday KRONK!!!  
Date: 9/30/2002 7:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 11341    Wow what a birthday post!!! Happy Birthday Kronk, have a BLAST!!!  
Date: 9/30/2002 8:09:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    In the prophetic words of Kevin DuBro from Quiot Riot "Party alll night..Ohhhhh Oh.....We're party animals baby...whoaaa Oh...we got nothin' ta looooooooose...Party alllll niiiight looooong..YEAH!" lol!!!  
Date: 9/30/2002 8:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 42792    Happy Birthday Kronk! I love you!<<HUGS>>  
Date: 9/30/2002 8:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 22852    Happy Birthday Kronk! I hope you have a great day and that everyone does everything you want them too.. LOL  
Date: 9/30/2002 8:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 4548    wooohooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRONK! and thanks an for getting this gig going, i needed a little "beauty sleep" this morning. in the immortal words of the stray cats "we're gonna rokk this town, rokk it inside out." i hope our kronk makes it back from s. padre or where ever he's holed up before i'm incoherent!  
Date: 9/30/2002 9:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    ...AND before I have to spend the evening worshipping the porcelaine god....lol! Whoo hooo...happy birthday Kronk!  
Date: 9/30/2002 9:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 53478    Happy birthday! I wish you a year of happiness and good luck.   
Date: 9/30/2002 9:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 16442    Happy Birthday Kronk!! And it looks as if you are having the USM party of the year to celebrate!! LOL.....  
Date: 9/30/2002 9:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 46069    i see that blond that was checking out BCAr earlier is gone... she must have grabbed Kronk and is giving him his birthday gift!  
Date: 9/30/2002 10:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 55673    Happy Birthday Kronk. Hope your day is full of happiness and your wishes come true. *hugs*  
Date: 9/30/2002 10:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 39258    I love Kronk.. Happy Birthday!  
Date: 9/30/2002 10:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    Kronk is ONE Rokkin Daddy-O, isn't he?  
Date: 9/30/2002 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 15033    Oh man, do I ever agree!! I love you Kronk my wonderful friend...have an awesome ~:H:A:P:P:Y:~*~:B:I:R:T:H:A:Y:~ with many more to follow!!! ((((Huge Hugs))))  
Date: 9/30/2002 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 9130    Happy Birthday   
Date: 9/30/2002 11:51:00 AM  ( Admin-DNL )   Happy birthday Kronk!!!! hope its great
Date: 9/30/2002 12:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Oh No!!!!Stop!..This is just too much..Hey wait a minute. Who's 50???" Well, I have to kick just a little bit..lol..You two...I tell ya. It's a good thing that we're cyber related, otherwise I'd probably fall madly in love with the both of you. Hmmmmm.. Well anyway. This is just too much..I'd have been here sooner but I was up at O'dark thirty this morning. Yep, the bull red run is in full swing on the coast. What a gas..I ended up catching three croakers and used them to catch three reds. What a great morning. Also got an added bonus. Killed a wild hog. Yeah really. One shot from my '94 calibar chevrolet...What?? Before daylight, as I was heading for the beach access road, the hog ran across the road in front of my truck and I waxed him. (lucky that I wasn't going fast. Would've messed up the truck.) For all the bleeding hearts: There was no way that I could avoid it. So rather than leave it for the vultures, I bled it on the spot and then threw it in the back of the truck. In between catching my redfish (only kept one) I skinned and processed the pork'r..."Barbeque spare ribs anyone?....Yo Jezebel..All this butchery is dry work. How's about a quart of that punch. Thank you..WHOAAAA!! Lordy me! That stuff'll grow hair where there ain't none...gulp..gulp..gulp. Just a tiny bit more, please...smoo...the..."burp." Hey...What are BCAR and King Caspian doing...talking to that cake???..Hi Anabel Oh goody! Those brownies. I'd love one. Er, eh..maybe a couple for later on (sticks a couple of extra in his pockets) and maybe just one for tomorrow..You're so sweet. Hic-cup.. I love you guys so much. Yeah, that's right. I said "LOVE." It's my birthday and I can say such things..Hic-cup..Hic-cup..Oh Lordy..I've got the hic-cups. I'm gonna need another shot of that punch...and maybe a piece of that cake to..(wink) Thanks yall. You're the best...Hic-cup...  
Date: 9/30/2002 12:55:00 PM  From Authorid: 2030    Fresh RedFish and BBQ Javalina, a man after my own heart. Add to that some Corona on ice and a little Sauza Comemorativo for an after dinner "bump". Who could ever want more.(well maybe some Rokkin Goddesses to share it with).  
Date: 9/30/2002 12:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 30229    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR BROTHER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!! I hope your day is filled with love, I hope your day is filled will laughter and I hope ALL your birthday wishes come true!!! Love ya Bro!!   
Date: 9/30/2002 1:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 53284    Happy B'day. Half a century...Man...LOL  
Date: 9/30/2002 1:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    Whoa! SURPRISE! I almost missed the guest of honor!!!! Must be those Jello shots...the green ones are really strong!!!lol! I say love all the time when I describe the people that I have met here...nothing to be bashful about I don't think!!! I call an ace an ace and a spade a spade and you are one of the very best, Kronk. Sounds like you had a great day of fishin and hog-tyin'. What a day for a birthday!I hope it is the best brother Kronk...  
Date: 9/30/2002 2:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Yo BCAR! Man, talk about in tune with my Karankawas..If the vultures would've circled my fishing spot, I'd have freaked for sure. I read that the colonists found the Kronk campsites by looking for circling buzzards. No garbage disposals back then and they had to eat to. Lucky there were no sharks about this morning. I reeked of the red stuff..lol..Thanks for the well wishes  
Date: 9/30/2002 2:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hiya Anabel...I just had a dream. I think that I understand how the world was created..lol..Talk about tasty pastry...Oh Lordy! I must really be freaking, I thought I heard King Caspian ask BCAR if my cake had a friend????? What is Jez putting in "the green ones?"..You throw a mean party, Anabel. Love ya  
Date: 9/30/2002 4:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 30747    I almost missed it. *whew* Happy Birthday Kronk and many many more. *big hugs*  
Date: 9/30/2002 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21155    Oh how wonderful, it's Kronk's b-day, and how very nice of you to post for him Jezebel!! Happy Birthday to you, Kronk, and may it be a blast, Filled with lots of memories of good times meant to last, May family, friends, and loved ones be present on this day To help you celebrate in a very special way, May your joy be everlasting, your worries be just few And if life gets overwhelming, may hope remain to see you through May this day be not an ending to another year gone by, But a bright and bold beginning to a yet undreamed of high To a future full of birthdays, each grander than before With dreams, hopes, and with promises of always something more, May the sun turn out to greet you and the stars shine extra bright With a knowing sort of, twinkling, caring, Happy Birthday light And remember though connected through the most abstract of ways Our wishes have been given in most sincere of ways. - May today and all your days be blessed and bright. Much love, hugs, kisses, and the very best of luck, hopes, and happiness to you, Kronk, and to ALL! -KQ a.k.a.  
Date: 9/30/2002 5:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hugs right back at ya, Irish Raven. I'll see ya on those late night shifts....American Girl..It was bright and sunny for this kid today. I watched it come up and turn bright. I'm off on vacation for two weeks. I have only just begun to defile myself..lol..Kronk or Konk or even Raoule..lol.Sounds good coming from you, Luv*Bug..Stay sweet..Hey Frank..Thanks for the well wishes on this and the other post. That was some trippy response on Danielle's post. It hadn't gotten weird enough for me yet..You either, I imagine..lol...Thanks Jessica. So far, it's been a stone grove..lol..Thanks Super Princess. Don't think we've met..But we shall..(wink)..See ya...Hey SK8R...Lay off those brownies! Thanks so much, my friend. Your kind words have made my stay here...a BLAST!!..Hollylovebug..Thanks for stopping in. I have a feeling that you'll like this crew and I know that the crew'll like you. Right on Texas...Ms. Hollowluna. Glad that you could make it I stil consider you and I "Homeys." How about one of Pat O'Briens hurricanes..lol..Say AliCat, don't hog that lamp..lol..Did I tell ya that I figured out how the world was created. Old mountains make the best fertilizer..lol..I like you to, AliCat...Flame On...The fantastic 4 was always one of my favorite group of super heroes. The human torch is cool. Thanks for the well wishes...Dig it Starburst. Tomorrow, I'll be back seaside looking at that night sky and I'll think of you. Thanks I ain't done yet, but I gotta split. I am, afterall, a birthday boy....Thanks all  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    Whew, what a busy day!! I can't believe I almost missed the most awesome party to rock this joint in a good while *H*A*P*P*Y**B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y* Kronk Daddy! I hope you had a rockin' good time...or is the rockin' only found in the form of a chair, LOL!!! Hope it was awesome!~SpaceCase  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 53836    PS Are there any of those yummy brownies left?? Or did I miss out :P~SC  
Date: 9/30/2002 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 4548    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRONK! Here's the URL to a recent post which by buddy Anabel put up for the occasion. http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm300099.html >hic!< whoops excuse me, i guess moderation is the key with the green Jello shots...  
Date: 9/30/2002 8:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hmmmm.."hic-cup" Pardon Mois..Now where was I? Ahhh yes. Otter2 You and I, we can communicate. Act our age?..Nahhh. No way..lol..Thanks Otter....Alright!..Another Texan Hi Lady Ladonna. Thanks for the well wishes, my friend..Another brownie? No problemo. When Anabel bakes..She bakes enough for everybody..lol..If there are any left, the birthday boy geets to take em home..Oh Lordy!...Heather I'm so glad that you made this post. It just wouldn't have been the same without you. One thing, if you please, don't use the guest's real akas. Some of us are not exactly what we appear to be..lol..Thanks Heather. Stay cool...DMK. Whatcha say lady? I love it when an old accquaintance drops in to wish me well. Your comments are some of the coolest....NKA..I love you also, my sweet friend. Whenever I write, it seems that you are there. Thanks for being there......Well Storm Chaser. As far as getting everything that I want..that's impossible cause well, I want so much..lol..Thanks for stopping in, my friend....Happy Birthday, Spyke2831. You and I have the coolest birth dates there are..lol..Thanks for stopping in... Hiya Moon priestess. Greetings, my neighbor to the west. These folks know how to party. "hic-up"..Thanks for stopping in, my friend...Hello Skeptic Angel..Thanks for the birthday wishes. Hadn't seen you around lately..or maybe it's me..lol...C'mere have a jello shot See ya....Telsha...For some reason, you saying that you love me...well...it drives me WILD!!!.. I know that you don't drink, so how about a dozen or so of these brownies. Then we'll sit down and talk about the creation of the world..lol...I love you to, Telsha...Thunderhead..You do me a great honor, my sweet sister. Thunderhead and Love. These two words. I can't think of one, without thinking of the other. I love you ..When I first came here, I was under the impression that Dizzy Me was the Capt Kidd of USM. Instead, I find a very human lady. Bright and witty, resolute and owner of a kind and caring heart. Yep, that's my take on you Dizzy Me and it's not a debatable issue..lol..Thanks for the wishes...Oh Lordy! Am I long winded or what?..Can't see to type anymore..Could be fatigue or possibly the three gallons of punch that I drank at the party...lol..Catch the rest of the guests in the AM's. Belly up to the jello bar..have another couple of brownies. It's a cyber world and we can keep this up for hours..(wink)..  
Date: 10/1/2002 6:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 34775    Yeah, Jez...I was under the impresion that someone tried to divert our guests to another party...but hey, you know how those green ones make me a bit snaky....this was one heck of a celebaration Kronk! Yay!  
Date: 10/2/2002 5:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Owwwwch..Somebody beat me in the head while I was asleep.. That green jello after taste..lol..Where was I?..Ahhh yes, Danielle. Talk about a heart as big as Texas. Dani, you're the one. Thank you so much for stopping in and thanks again for that sweet birthday post of yours. See yas...Gail!!!Howdy, my sister. Glad that you could make it. Sit here and share this bottle of "Royal Horse" with me. We can talk about things that matter.. See ya my sweet sister....Hiya WildBob!...Just can't deny it..lol..Some good, some bad...most of it FUN!..Thanks for the well wishes.....SoulDrifter..You're not to late, my friend. Come and sit next to me and we'll talk about spirits...while we work over this bottle of..."spirits."..hic-cup....Hi Karaoke Queen! What a beautiful birthday wish you've given me, dear lady. I'll always remember you as one of the first people to bother with my posted ravings..I consider that, "quite the honor" since you are such a wonderful writer. Thanks for coming....Jello?..(smile)....Ducky, Ducky, Ducky.. I would have been really hurt if you wouldn't have shown...But, you came through for old "Daddy Kronk" once again...lol...Oh Lordy! I know that you can't drink, but we'll just wait till dark and stare up into the sky, talk about our ancestors, how to make rains/hurricanes and try to figure out a way to kill every mosquito in Texas...lol..Thanks for coming by, my daughter............In conclusion: (about time)..These sorta parties can go on forever. People drifting in hours, weeks or even years later will surely sense the love and good cheer. There will always be six or twelve pans of those "special brownies" cooling on the counter and many dozens of multi-colored jello shots firming slowly in their molds. The Goddesses will always be rokkin, the bus driver and my cake will be talkin and I'll probably be passed-out in the seventh seat on the right. (facing the front)...lol...Thanks everyone, for being here for me..Love you   
Date: 10/3/2002 2:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 18516    Happy belated birthday Kronk!!   
Date: 10/9/2002 9:02:00 PM  ( Admin-13 )   Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to you...Happy Birthday to Kronk...Happy Birthday to you! May your birthday be filled with many surprises, gifts, and many more great and wonderful things. May the sun be shining down on you and may the day be just right. May your night be filled with clear skys and when you wake up in the morning may the day be perfect and may the angels be watching over you. Hope you have a great Birthday and may there be many more great ones to come. Much love and hugs to you and to ALL!
Date: 10/11/2002 10:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Lemonademe..Oh pardon me, it's "Lemon" now..(smile) Hiya lady. Thanks for the B-day wishes, my sweet friend. I'll never forget the first time that we met. Remember???? We're getting older..lol..See ya....Hello HangMan Thanks for the wonderful birthday wishes, my friend. How's about a half dozen of these jello shots and two or three brownies??? I've been asleep for quite a while and I'm starved. Sure...That's the spirit..LOL..Thanks, HangMan..Stay cool...  
Date: 11/3/2002 5:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 60507    HAPPY B-DAY!!!FIRE FLYER  

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