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The truth...M.Man

  Author:  49498  Category:(Games - USM) Created:(9/25/2002 8:46:00 PM)
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Im am writing this to tell you that I have actually b een untruthful to you all. I am actually an 80 year old chain smoker from Wisconsin. My name is Broomhilda H. Wellish and I have been a widow for 32 years. I cannot walk 5 feet without my oxygen tank, 2 feet without my walker and have an average driving speed (yes I still drive) of .12 miles per hour. Wheres my cigarettes? Who are you? who am I? oh lord...not again.











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Date: 9/25/2002 8:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    ROFLMAO!!!!! OMG I swear..I think I just choked on my soda. That was the best!! LMAO!!!  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 52866    LMAO! OMG I said the a word! Lol  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49498    LOL, thanks Becky. Adrienne..Breathe! dont die now! lol, glad you liked it  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49498    Wow lizzel! Your a grown up now LOL!  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 35720    I've been decieved! *tear* JK don't let my dad see this Bren!! LMAO He'd be like "I TOLD YOU EVERYONE LIES!!"  
Date: 9/25/2002 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 16916    LOL Lies lies lies.....Hehe LMAO  
Date: 9/25/2002 9:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49498    LOL Rika! I would wonder why hes looking at my posts anyway..lol. Jelli, I know, but Im a Hip Rappin' Granny! You gotta love me! Im like Mrs.Doubtfire, just...older  
Date: 9/25/2002 9:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    Im still ROLFMAO!!! I think I hurt myself.  
Date: 9/25/2002 9:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49498    stop looking at this post Adrienne. You may croak over and die. trust me, its for your own good.  
Date: 9/25/2002 9:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    Okay..I wont do it again! ROFLMAO...my hip my hip!  
Date: 9/25/2002 10:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 49498    Im beginning to think you're an old lady too. Only an old lady would say "my hip my hip". welcome to the club. Oxygen tanks are to your left, walkers to your right, and automated wheelchairs at the front desk. *gasp, wheeze* Your stepping on my oxygen cord!  
Date: 9/25/2002 10:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 59418    LOL!!! metal princess  
Date: 9/26/2002 12:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 48758    LOL!!! LMAO!!! *gasps* I lied to me?? And now you tell me you're an 80 year old chain smoker?!?! LMAO!!!  

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