A man suffers a serious heart attack and has open heart, quadruple by-pass surgery. He is in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he is recovering; a nun asks him questions regarding how the hospital bill would be paid. She ask him if he has any health care insurance.
He replied in a weak and raspy voice, "No, I don't have health insurance".
The Nun asks if he has any money in the bank. "No, no money in the bank", came the reply.
She asks if he has a relative who could help him pay his bill.
He replies that he only has a spinster sister who is a nun.
The nun gets a bit perturbed and announces loudly, "Nuns aren't spinsters; Nuns are married to God!".
The patient replies; "Well OK then, send the bill to my brother-in-law." You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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