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TRAFFIC VIOLATION!

  Author:  23075  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/23/2002 4:18:00 PM)
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One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed guage to make sure she stayed within the speed limit.

However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights.

She thought to herself, "uh, oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding, I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!"

So she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowlyl rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her hear, meaning she was deaf.

The policeman smiled slightly, and knowing sign language, signed back,,,,

"I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck."

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Date: 9/23/2002 4:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 61811    :P jackie  
Date: 9/23/2002 4:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 59876    oh that was really cute and completely unexpected. lol. thanks for sharing! have a fab day!  
Date: 9/23/2002 4:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 27583    very good post , the ending cought me off gaurd as i was just drinking some coffee. thanks for the smile , wooden nickel  
Date: 9/23/2002 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 24003    AWww LOL that was so cute.  
Date: 9/23/2002 9:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 59940    that caught me off guard at the end! funny@
Fayes Eyes
  
Date: 9/24/2002 5:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 60685    LOL, aw, what a nice policeman, hehe. -*Skylar*  
Date: 9/7/2004 12:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 35160    omg, lmao. thats funny.   

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