I was in my element the other day. I was jelly wrestling hyenas with a foot fetish. After this I sat down to my post jelly wrestling match platypus shake when I saw the most disgusting thing in the world. I saw Magda Subanski(the big lady in "Babe") walking over to me in a bikini and G-string bottom. Man those things should be kept on guitars. Anyway she challenged me to a jelly wrestling match. After I hurled for 24 hours I accepted. I knew that she had the weight advantage so I knew that I had to use my brain. I quickly placed ten pounds of jelly donuts within the jelly and I called her to start. She was so excited about the prospect of jelly donuts that she started grabbing them and eating the jelly as well. Soon there was no jelly to wrestle in and I won by default because it's against the rules to eat the jelly. I then went home and went on a diet because all that ravenous eating made me nauseous. What's the moral of this story? If you break the rules you will pay so don't fall into traps that make you do this. You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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