I was riding my bike, spreading the word the other day(I'm a member of B.R.I.A.N. which is an off shoot of P.E.T.A. we believe in doing whatever we want to platypus's). I was doing this by knocking on doors and going into people's houses while they were relaxing, drinking all their coffee and eating all their food while telling them about how nutritious platypus's are. I ran into a friend of mine that is a Captain Crunchist. They believe that you sjould only eat captain crunch for your survival. Anyway he was out walking his sponge bob square pants moving figurine when we met. He told me that he was inventing a new invention. I asked him what it was and he told me that it was a new flavour of Captain Crunch but he didn't know what to make the flavour. I told him that I would help him out if he took me to his lab. We went there and I told him to turn his back. When his back was turned I slipped a platypus shake into his formula. I gave him a taste and he thought it was the best thing in the world. He asked me what I put in it and I told him that only usm and myself shall ever know(it's just our little secret ok!). What's the moral of this story? What someone doesn't know may not hurt them! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author: 45630 ( Click here )
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