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The Russians.........~SlightOfHand

  Author:  54429  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/12/2002 7:49:00 PM)
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My mom works for Oak Ridge National Laboratory and is a nuclear inspecter/ diplomat to the Russians. Right now the the United States it trying to build structures to store Russia's pulutoniam, ext. So it isn's just laying around. She finds the Russian accent when they try to speak English very funny and can't help but to crack up and i think its hilarious to. Anyway now to what happened. Ok so they're speaking to a Russian trying to get them to sign it but they don't agree to some words on the contract and keep asking to change it. So they change it again and again and eventually het get's fustrated and speaks in English saying.

"Nwit (No)! Discuss that subject no more, no more! We move on!"

It was funny as heck. You would have had to have heard it.

SlightOfHand

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Date: 9/12/2002 10:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 58642    I think that the word is spelled "Niet" Comrade. But that's funny.  
Date: 9/12/2002 10:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    lol i knew i hat it wrong, my Russian is a rusty i guess.  
Date: 9/12/2002 11:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 56369    ahhh I love russian accents :P  
Date: 9/13/2002 1:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    Its not funny...lol, I love the Russian's accent..  
Date: 9/13/2002 1:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 23886    I just went to an american/Russian movie yesterday... itz called K19 ...  
Date: 9/13/2002 4:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54429    I havent seen that as of yet. Is it good?  

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