THE PEANUT BUTTER REMEDY-------KURTVEDDER

I was trapped in a stampede of angry rhinos in hot pants the other day, hard to believe but it's true. You see I was standing next to a Donut King stall when a group of Diet Club members thundered by. Man it was on for young and old. Taking my crumpled body out of there I found an old man that told me he could give me the gift of eternal happiness. I asked how he could do that? He replied that he knew how to make women be easier to live with. Well I was stumped I thought that there was no way to do this, I mean you know the saying "can't live with them, can't shoot em by law". I said what's the catch and the man said no catch I'm just helping out a fellow male. We went to my place where we found my flatmate burping loudly and sitting on the lounge eating dorritos while screaming at Riki Lake "you go girlfriend, your not all that and a bag of kangaroo chips". I said to the gentleman " how do I do it", to which he smiled and said "just watch". He proceeded to get a jar of peanut butter out of his pocket and spread some on a biscuit. He then gave it to my slob of a flatmate and then she went to speak and low and behold she couldn't speak. The peanut butter had stuck to the roof of her mouth. I was so happy I danced a little jig on the rotting platypus corpse in the kitchen. I told all my male friends about this and they did the same. The gentleman later became wealthy as he was trying to find new ways of selling peanut butter. What's the moral of this story? Men and Women are different and we should embrace it but we will never understand each other. Have fun trying though because life will never be boring!

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